The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2006-06-27 05:15:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
That was cute, you made me laugh
Thanks
2006-06-27 05:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by rranderson1968 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, thats a funny joke. It got a laugh out of me.
2006-06-27 12:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jordan Bucher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2006-06-27 12:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by BA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2006-06-27 12:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by wmp55 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
2006-06-27 12:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by britatheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahah, YES that's a funny joke.
A feally funny one.
2006-06-27 12:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, this is quite funny. this spoiled woman dates too many men apparently, seems she forgot her actual husband's voice.
2006-06-27 12:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-27 12:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that funny good joke
2006-06-27 12:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by dottley1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
darling
2006-06-27 12:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋