2006-06-27 05:09:59 · 16 answers · asked by Tennis Diva 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Here is a Joke to make u laugh:
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book.
Here is a Riddle to make u Think and then laugh:
This is a story about a girl.
While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he as amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
A few days later the girl killed her sister.
Question: What was her motive in killing her sister?
Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers have taken this test and answered it correctly.
If you didn't answer correctly, good for you.
2006-06-27 05:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Life
2006-06-27 05:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by ag_iitkgp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Boys make good pets!
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
2006-06-27 05:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Receiving Mail
Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of
the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in,
then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
As Bush (senior) was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little
W. came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his son actions George (senior) asked him, "Is something wrong
son?"
To which he replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
2006-06-27 05:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Cutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok there was this farmer who had 3 daughters who happened to be triplets. They were all very beautiful growing up and many boys in their small town kept asking them for dates throughout their teen years. Their father was a very strict bible believing baptist and refused to let his daughters date until they reached the age of 18.
Obviously since they were all very beautiful they had dates lined up for their birthday.
The first young man arrived at the door and when the farmer answered he said: "hi im joe, im here to pick up flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?"
the farmer looked at him oddly, but the young man seemed nice enough, so the farmer allowed his daughter to go on the date
The second young man arrived in similar fashion and said "im freddie, im here to pick up betty, we are going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
again the farmer looked the young man over, wondered if poetry had become the latest fad, and allowed the 2nd daughter to go also
the third young man arrived at the door and said "hi my name is chuck...." and the farmer shot him.
2006-06-27 05:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by whoisgod71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a rabi, and a monk walk into a bar...
the bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"
2006-06-27 05:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
<3,
2006-06-27 05:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a man takes viagra and does rogain hair replacement treatments at the same time.....does his hair come in standing straight up?
2006-06-27 05:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jessi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rabbi, priest and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, a joke?"...
Classic!
2006-06-27 05:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by JB T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...how does it feels like playing a tennis at the same time singing and shaking your booty like Shakira .
..you are Ms. TennisDiva right ..gimme a Ace serving
2006-06-27 05:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋