the cubs have sucked for too long...they're killin' me here
2006-06-27 04:09:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
Sorry pal,
as a white sox fan I have taken an oath to never divulge the secret location of the curse-breaking talisman. We have gone through great lengths over the years to hide it from cub-nation.
Our work almost came undone when the red sox found out its where abouts, but we made a deal to let them use it in 2004 if they make a promise to never let the cubs ever know of its sacred resting place.
so too bad.
but hey,
there's always next year right?...
2006-06-27 04:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
The Cubs arent cursed. Their problem is horrible ownership who have the money to spend on a good team, but dont. The Cubs fans should revolt.
2006-06-27 11:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by J-Far 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to smuggle a goat into the stadium. Chasing that goat out was the beginning of the end for the Cubbies!
Also, don't let stupid fans into playoff games to cost the Cubs the win...that guy was a hero in Miami!
2006-06-27 12:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on .. this is the modern age .. nobody believes in curses anymore. This is the age of reason ... it isn't a curse it is just evolution. The Cubs .. much like roaches .. have evolved to a point where they fit their environmental niche perfectly.
2006-06-27 11:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should sacrifice a goat every day until they get a win.
Oh, and this may be the "age of reason", but its hard NOT to believe in a curse after watching my northside bretheren fall year after year. And what's worse for them now is we, their southside bretheren, have beaten them to what they were so sure they'd get too first......
2006-06-27 11:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by donttrustsheep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Madam Bouville from Haiti to perform some voodoo. Then sign her to a contract.
2006-06-27 11:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by Druby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like a bunch of idiots, like the Red Soxs did. It worked for us!
2006-06-27 15:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by taitaia12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fire Dusty Baker simple as that, i know he managed thm to the NLCS in 2003 but he should of yanked Prior sooner in tht inning cuz after the Bartman incident he lost his composure.
2006-06-27 11:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Matt P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring a billy goat into the stadium. Buy him a ticket and DON'T LET THEM TURN YOU AWAY!!!
2006-06-27 11:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anon28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you'll need a live chicken...
2006-06-27 11:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋