We was hunting Bear for the rocking chair
Out on I Four Oh
Dodgin' bucks in pickup trucks
in West New Mexico
It was a cloudy day and me an old Jay,
was just about bored to tears
but we come awake when a CB break
come a-ringing loud and clear
And we heard this voice that we ain't never heard before, sayin', Breaker
one nine... I'm the CB Savage
Hi all you eighteen wheelers
anyone seen any smokey bears?
How 'bout some bare smokey's?
A-ha, CB Savage here.. come'on
Well I looked at Jay
and I said, ""Hey!""
Did you hear what I just heard?
He nodded his head and his face got red
And we never said a word
We both reached for the mike
a-thinking we might just answer that one nine call
when that CB device come back to life
just a-lisping wall to wall
And that, unusual voice came on again, sayin'
Breaker one nine again
This is your one and only CB Savage
Mercy sakes good bodies
ah-ha, could I please have your twenty
I'd settle for a big ten four
Mercy Mercy, How bout a mile post
Listen, you can't keep your hammers down forever, you know
Speak to me peddle pumpers
Ah-how 'bout it?
Well the box went dead
And we looked straight ahead
and didn't say a word at all
we had four in the chair
and the door back there
but nobody'd answer that call
A while went by and Jay and I
we started breathin' again
we figured this stranger was plum out of range
when all at once, he'd come back in
And it was that same odd voice, sayin'
Breakers Breakers, any takers
Hi Hi, Its me again,
I'm in your chair and I love it there
Say you truckers really know how to take a person for a ride
Speak to me, you diesel demons
I'd love to get to know your handles
Ah-ha CB Savage here, com'on com'on
I grabbed the mike and I held it tight
and my hand began to sweat
and I looked at Jay and he was grinnin' away
like a big ol' bird fed cat
so I put down the talker and turned up the sqauker
and got a good grip on the wheel
I decided the trucker that answered this duck
sure as heck wasn't gonna be me
'bout that time that weird voice came back on again, sayin'
Yo-hoo , breakeroo,... hi hi you jim dandy jimmy jammers you
Do I ever have a surprize for you
If you'll listen real close you find my voice is changin'
and if you'll start checkin' your rear views
you'll find you got company
five plain white smokey's
dressin up for a ticket writin' party
Y'all was so busy copying my put-on,
you didn't notice, your little convoy was being infiltrated
you can start shuttin't them down anytime now
This is your CB Savage, the Smokey's Friend
Wall to wall and tree top tall,
2006-06-27 01:18:29
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answer #1
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answered by dancetomatotree 4
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go to this site create a user id and that should do it
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=2547
2006-06-27 01:19:33
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answer #5
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answered by Taffy Comp Geek 6
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