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If not, why not tell one?

2006-06-27 00:53:42 · 10 answers · asked by Chinarose 1 in Games & Recreation Amusement Parks

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YES BECAUSE I ALWAYS FORGET THE PUNCHLINE...

2006-06-27 00:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by angel 3 · 2 0

Any one can tell a joke if you can remember them, the best jokers have timing, its the time you tell the punch line.
Lawyer jokes always go down good

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

2006-06-27 08:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0 0

No but if it is dumb and if it makes no since it would not make the other person laugh then there would be no reason to even bother and it would just be a waist of time

2006-06-27 09:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by ClaraBell 1 · 0 0

if you read a lot of them and you have a great sense of humour, you might want to tell a joke in your way. believe me... people are gonna laugh out loud. you is you.

2006-06-27 09:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by Seungyong W 5 · 0 0

no don't you just love christmas... i hate it, cause when i was 3 i got a new red bike so the next day i'm riding it threw battery park and this cop comes up to me he says " did you get that bike for christmas" i say "yup santa brought it for me" he says "next time tell santa to put reflectors on it" he gives me a ticket! so i say "did santa give you that horse" he laughs and says "sure kid" so i say "next time tell santa to put the dick on the bottom of it"

2006-06-27 14:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by Eric M 2 · 0 0

TELLING A JOKE IS ALSO AN ART

2006-06-27 08:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea cause sum people dont laugh at ya jokes

2006-06-27 09:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by *B@d BiiaTcH* 2 · 0 0

no

Why did the blonde stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said concerntrate.

2006-06-27 07:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by god0fgod 5 · 0 0

i think the answer is NO when youre already a joker.
maybe its hard if youre jokes are truly KORNIIIIIII!!!!!

2006-06-27 08:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by mitch 2 · 0 0

no its not if u know one!!!!!!!!!!
you shouldnt tell it cause no one will laugh

2006-06-27 07:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Paras 1 · 0 0

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