If not, why not tell one.
2006-06-27 00:27:47 · 13 answers · asked by Chinarose 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Amusement Parks
YES IT IS HARD FOR ME TO TELL A JOKE BECAUSE I GET TO LAUGHING I CANT FINISH THE JOKE. SO I LEAVE THE JOKE TELLING TO MY KIDS
2006-07-03 05:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by char422002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dont Use Mobile inside Toilet" Why? To know read the following conversations...
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying :
" Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
But I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
Embarrassed, " Doin just fine!"
And the other guy says: " So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
Is too bizarre so I say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"
At this point im just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear I
Hear another question. " Can I come over ?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
Just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, " No.......
I'm a little busy right now !!!"
Then I hear guy say nervously....
Listen. I'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the
Other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
2006-06-27 07:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Devarpiran Krishnan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember any jokes unless we can count some old boyfriends in the past!
By the way I like your nick name.
2006-06-27 07:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Peanut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pair of lovers about 50s meet a fairy, the fairy gave them 3 wishes.
the husband wanted a bag of golden, so the fairies gave him
the wife wanna a young daughter,because they haven't yet, so the fairies twinkle the magic stick, and it appears a pretty girl in front of them
and the last wish, the wife is enough, but the husband is still want to wishing.
his wishing is wanna a pretty women who younger 30 years old than his wife....
do you know something???????????
the fairy fullfil him and turn the husband became 80s years old, so he can has his wife who younger than him in 30s years old>>>>>>ha..ha...
2006-06-27 07:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.no what candles burns longer red or green?
a.neither they bother burn shorter not longer
2.apperently some where in los angles there is a computer with an infinite amount of sitcoms in there so when tv executives need an idea they go to this computer which out of a trilliion different shows it says TWO QORKY BUT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE LIVING IN APATMENTS , the next time it says FOUR QORKY BUT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE LIVING IN APARTMENTS,the next time it says THREE QORKY BUT ATTRACTTIVE PEOPLE LIVING IN APARTMENTS,then the next time it says EIGHT QORKY BUT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE LIVING IN APARTMENTS,ect.,we need to find this computer and destory it!
2006-06-28 00:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by ~CS~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is very difficult because we have to tell the hole sequence and those who are telling jokes they sholudn't laugh first
2006-06-27 07:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by usha r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little jack horner sat in a corner playying with his girlfriend mary. he put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said dig that crazy cherry
2006-07-03 09:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one
2006-06-27 07:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if you don't no any.
What do you get when you have the jolly green giant
By the ball?
Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.....
2006-07-02 20:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by cafe_blue_note 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easy to say but others should laugh
2006-06-27 07:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by vankayalarakesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋