Is Dale Winton related to ex TV presenter Nan Winton?

Answer 1

No.

Answer 2

1. Cut an arrow out of red contruction paper. 2. Place the arrow on any floor in your home - preferably an area where there are a lot of people and activity. 3. Run around in a circle 50 times, farting each time you pass the red arrow (kind of like in Monopoly, but instead of fake money and a "Go" you have a red arrow and farting). 4. Take 1/3 cup of purple grape juice and slowly pour it on a light-colored carpet. 5. Take 1/4 cup of crushed Oreos and pour them over the grape juice. 6. Stomp your foot down on the grape juice and Oreos. 7. Grind your foot into the Oreos and grape juice repeatedly until you no longer feel or hear crunching. 8. Walk outside and yell "I am not a mousepad!", fart 3 times, then go back in. 9. Don't forget to wipe your feet! 10. Call your local accountant and praise him or her - they probably deserve it! 11. Jump on someone else's bed with your dirtiest shoes on. 12. Take 1 bottle of maple syrup and spread it all around the floor of your downstairs bathroom. 13. Go outside and put your hands in mud, making sure both hands are saturated. 14. Go back inside and clean your hands with the nicest light colored towels you have. This should do the trick!