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no reason to contemplate suicide - just get a girlfriend!

2006-06-26 21:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

......mmmmmm "Hand Jobs", is this well paid work?. I saw an advert in my local newspaper for this and worried about the hourly rate because it wasnt mentioned. Also do you get Holidays? Health Plan? Dental? Pubic Holidays.......? I was invited to go for an interview but declined, but only because I had accepted an offer of employment as a Front Bottom Inspector for my local Health Board.

2006-06-27 05:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by paul_9_25 3 · 0 0

go out with new people, find someone that you are sure not to break up with, dont just look for a sex life, look for a life partner, it will end your sex problems, you always have it there!

2006-06-27 04:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tired of 'hand jobs' eh???? the best way out?? this looks like a translation from the old babelfish!

Get yourself a reliable FB. (F**k Buddy)

Everyone's a winner!

2006-06-27 10:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jonathan T 2 · 0 0

Exercise.

2006-06-27 04:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by welcome_to_how_things_will_be 3 · 0 0

You have the same options as most of us, the ID that said rape in one of the NUTs here, even if she/he was still your g/f, b/f sad, sad,sad. All you can do is enjoy the anticipation and the fun finding him/her, who knows there is no mention of gender.

I know where you are,

2006-06-27 05:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by BIG AL13 2 · 0 0

blow up doll, cheap and never argues back. just make sure u clean her often u dont want salad cream coming out of her mouth when u getting a ********.

2006-06-28 07:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Hang yourself from a shower faucet

2006-07-01 06:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Marry.Or find out another woman friend.Join some adult friends club and start dicking in to hole!

2006-06-27 07:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0 0

You need to find a new girlfriend and don't rape the poor girl...
Clowmy

2006-06-27 04:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Easy, find a new partner.

2006-06-30 13:42:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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