lol, thats my fav pick-up line (by joey from friends)... whats the funniest/smartest/most charming/favourite pick-up line you ever heard?
lol, i know lots of you dont like them (i dont like them too), but there are some lines that just make you laugh! so which are ur favs?
2006-06-26 21:38:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
2006-06-26 21:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
The fav pic up line that i ever had was>>>>
I wanna take u for a ride and i dont mean ur BIKE!!!!
2006-06-26 21:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥ ĎᵲέӚϻ_ῬѓїЍϚ€$Ṧ ♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: Wow! You've got some really nice clothes on today! Really, really hot!... But, I know a way to make them look even better.
Her: Oh, yeah? How?
Me: Leave them crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
Another...
Me: Hey! (holding a dollar bill) I'll bet you a dollar I can make you nip out without even touching you.
Her: OK, you're on.
Me: (grab a breast) Here's your dollar.
2006-06-26 21:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me : If I said your body is stunning would you hold it against me?
Miss : buzz of, Quasimodo! You're wasting both of our times or something along the line ...
Me: I didn't mean to take up all your sweet time! I'm gonna give it right back one of these days!
2006-06-26 21:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your dad a lumberjuck?
Because I just got wood
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Over easy or fertilised
Are you a cop?
Because you fine written all over you
Your pants are like a mirror... I can really see myself in them
Can I borrow a quarter?
because my mum told me to call her when I fell in love
Is that top felt?
would you like it to be
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2006-06-26 22:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna go for a ride in my Ferrari
that one works then we go for a ride in my Ferrari right to my house.
some woman are so stupid to think there going to get hooked up with a guy that has money . don't they know there just being used for the night
2006-06-26 21:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is for an ugly toothless woman (why pick up one...who knows but its funny)
Don't worry about the missing teeth....it leaves more room for the tounge.
My dad heard it somewhere and i think its funney....enjoy
2006-06-26 21:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by crazyloverboyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
salam azizakam
khak tooo on saret konan
2006-06-26 21:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Sahand 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one i heard in a weird al yankovic song is "my love for you is like diarea, i just cant hold it in"
2006-06-26 21:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one always makes me laugh..
hey ur name must be mickey cause ur so fine..
its so cheesy..thats why it makes me laugh..
2006-06-26 21:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by me.. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋