I already have a thrice-blasted religion that is not Christianity or Catholicism, so if any of you god-worshipping daisy-stompers give me answers that even seem to imply that you are refering to your said "God" I will rip your heart from its greasy cage and offer it as a sacrifice to Daeluus, the god of death. That is all.
2006-06-26 20:39:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
(ooh!! OOH!!! i Know, I KNOW !!! pick meeee pick mee!!!)
Love GOD and obey HIS Commandments....!!!!
...sorry dood. =D [ LOL ! ]
Whoah!!! "thrice blasted" .... what's that???
sounds something like a vitamin-fortified rice-crispie power-bar for atheletes on the GO ! 'part of this balanced breakfast!!'
"daisy stompers" ROFL !!!!!!
O.M.G."GREASY CAGE!?"-gaaaaaaah!!! man, you got TALENT ! you should write for Jay Leno... he NEEDS it SO bad.
i DONT mean to disrespect, but i CANT stop laughing inside!! that language is ssss -HOOO colorful !!!! & your bitter, lethal consequences sound like a MortalKombat finishing move !!!! =D
sigh.... daisy troopers ...bwH-HAHAHAAHAAAA!!!! ok, ok... ok.
Since you disqualifyingly requested to actually NOT hear what the true meaning of life IS i'll let that fictional "FIGHT CLUB" character "tyler durden" quietly mutter to you what the meaning of life IS-NOT: Brad Pitt's sorta cool looking, so you'll probably LISTEN to HIM, i mean, since he's not a "daisy-stomper" & all.
"You are not your job...
you are not how much money you have in the bank...
not the car you drive...
not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your $#@
so LOOSE the stagnant "religion" & get a 'relationship' with JESUS CHRIST.
because without GOD life is EMPTY and MEANING LESS
so deal with that, & dont be so hard headed. he LOVES you.
whaCHOOknowaaaauuuwbaaaaaaauuuwww daaaaaaaaat...?
[ man, YOU had me ROLLIN' !!! ] ...lifeSUCKSwithoutGOD.
=Hulksmaash !
2006-06-26 20:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by HulkSmaash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reads as if you are having an identity crisis. The meaning of life is to live!
I'm not pagan,
I am Sumerian. Daeluus must be something you conjured up in H.Potter. Hmm..that entity is not in the Necronomicon. who do you think you are playing with something you do not you know of..YOU KNOW NOTHING GOYA! So Be very careful with the archangels who are of the dark side you may invoke the wrong Deity and troubles will never end. Spells often backfire to those who are not initiates. So grow up!
2006-06-27 04:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by BONES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: THE ALIENS MIGHT VISIT YOU TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY IF YOU READ THIS.
Well, you do not think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you?
No! One species, one planet!
Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races.
There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on!
The Joozians put them all together on Earth in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer, and Hispanics, all trying to live side by side on one planet! It's great!
The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.
After 100 episodes, the only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, the sun not turned off, and we are still alive is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on glach.
Now, look behind you.
This was revealed to me in
South Park, 100th episode, Season 7 - Episode 4 - Cancelled.
2006-06-29 20:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by Eric Inri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live with no regrets. What better way to go through life happy? And isn't being happy the true meaning of life. Have fun killing the daisy-stompers :)
2006-06-27 03:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by scottie2h2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that depends... deep in your soul, are you a lion, a gazelle, a blade of grass, or a mushroom?
Sounds like mushroom, since you are so interested in offering sacrifice to death... we worship what feeds us, after all...
Oh, and by the way... you're not all that organized in your soul, anyway... can't even categorize your question correctly....
2006-06-27 12:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by spedusource 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As i think, life means living in apresence some thing.but there are to kinds life.
1 lifewithout God.this is difficult.may be you can live in this as you are on earth.But what you think about your life after dieth?(it a fish without water).
2 life in God's presence. means living forever inthe shadow of peace and rest.
Friend i cat tell you more but now i dont have more time.
may you write me in this adderes as we discuse more
at henocktesf@yahoo.com
2006-06-27 04:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by henock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as life in the spiritual sense... In English, an object is said to possess life if it is alive...
SO, there is no such thing as life... Because life in itslef is a paradox... You cannot live if you believe in life.. Because we always tend to say life is unfair to us... Then what is life??
Life is nothing but the non-existent entity that we believe in because thete is nothing also for us to bank upon to explain our existence....
Thus, life is nothing... But live large!!
2006-06-27 03:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple, undefiled, true, and unfortunately for you it will be answered at death. But it really is a simple answer. A five letter word that starts with j.
2006-06-27 20:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by Preston V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life: existence, survival, continuation, being, time, living, days, years, energy, soul, get-up-and-go.
2006-06-27 03:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has no common answer.
Meaning of your life is yourself.
But Something you need to know.
That is---
Before
Life will be everything.
After
Life is nothing.
You are very lucky because I am so free in this time.
2006-06-27 05:19:09 · answer #10 · answered by PiPi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋