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I have had occasion to make several trips to the Middle East, and one in particular stands out in my mind.

On the way out from the US, I took a custom made bass guitar for a friend. He was very into Punk, and his guitar case had all sorts of Punk stickers on it, including a large one that said F*** the Queen--that got me a lot of weird stares during my layover at Heathrow Airport in England.

On the way back, I brought back a custom-made 4 1/2 foot gold and lapis lazuli-inlaid hookah with 6 pipes. It was wrapped in brown paper, but they made me unwrap it before I got on the plane, and they tore the paper so badly, I had to carry it unwrapped. That time my layover was at Roissy (Charles de Gaulle) Airport in France, and that one got me a lot of appreciative looks and knowing winks.

2006-06-26 19:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 2 0

Never been on one but I'd imagine I would be the weirdest thing to bring on a plane just because I am weird! but hey I like me because I am the best that I can be♥

2006-06-27 02:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know about weirdest, but one of my vibrators accidentally came on while my backpack was passing through the security gate @ LAX & started buzzing.

Moral of the story: Remove your batteries first!

2006-06-27 01:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 1 0

what's even wierder is what i've taken off of a plane but never went on with...

a 1 pound wooden box of vacuum sealed smoked salmon!

2006-06-27 01:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by asviles 1 · 0 0

When I was 16 I was going to visit my friend in Oregon. He loved his mom's stromboli. So she made one for me to take (it was in my carry-on). It was wrapped in tinfoil. I don't know how many times I was stopped and asked to identify the thing in the tinfoil.

No one would just take my word that it was a stromboli

2006-06-27 01:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ipshwitz 5 · 0 0

I smuggled a family of Ethiopians in my jock strap. they wouldn't stop wiggling in there.

2006-06-27 01:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by R H 2 · 0 0

My ex wife!!

2006-06-27 01:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by stinkybeardedclams 3 · 0 0

my mother.

2006-06-28 10:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my butt crack

2006-06-27 01:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by djsonic 3 · 0 0

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