how do I get her to leave without me standing up and seeing her... ???
2006-06-26 18:39:15 · 9 answers · asked by Philip 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Stand up, get a pair of scissors out of your desk, cut off your weiner, and then swing it around like a lasso while hooting and shouting. Your girlfriend will be so distracted, she will not even notice your assistant sneaking out.
2006-06-26 18:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by MissM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phillip: first chill out and rephrase your question with a tad more clarity and detail.
Based on what you ask so far.....I gotta wonder: were YOU and assistant under the table together? Oh, I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this one.
Sigh....OK....here's a idea: lock your office door. In the second it takes to knock on the door, you and assistant can cover your tracks (wink, wink).
2006-06-26 18:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well here's the thing.. you have two ways to go with this. first: tell her you need to blow me and get under that desk.. lol or you can tell her that you will be with her in a moment. that you are about to go to a important meeting. that you will call her when you are done. if she then goes to you. kick your little toy down there to move more out of site. oh and keep her feet under the desk..
2006-06-26 19:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by Christy L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
advise her you are on the phone and you need her to leave the room/ or tell her that you need her to get something from the breakroom for you
2006-06-26 18:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by thats me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good question-you'd better come clean b4 she finds your assistant herself & all heck breaks loose
2006-06-26 18:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jerk
i hope you and your little buddie get caught!!!!!
2006-06-26 23:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Janna B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! tough luck HA HA HA !!! I hope she caches you!!!
2006-06-26 18:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by sexychika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you a** i hope you get caught!!!
2006-06-26 18:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by wohooalicia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope see will smack you in the fase you bastert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-27 07:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋