If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire? detailed answers please
2006-06-26 16:16:06 · 14 answers · asked by Shrimpkiss 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Detailed Answers PLEASE
2006-06-26 16:30:01 · update #1
are you crazy, have you ever tried rubbing two sticks together to make fire? Its virtually impossible, so unless they are Olympic trained athletes with about 10 pounds of BLOW, and lots of free time, they can have sex with complete safety and no worry of igniting themselves
2006-06-26 17:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by pingpong 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes, and sadly, they would never achieve the moment of bliss. Spontaneous combustion would consume them even before sexual bliss was achieved. Some stick people have overcome this however, they only have stick sex in swimming pools and jacuzzis. If they are lucky, they are able to achieve bliss before becoming water logged.
It's a hard life for a woodie. (Woodie; is street slang for a stick person) also known as a "Person of wood".
2006-06-26 23:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by blewz4u 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick people are biological similar to ameobas. During the mating process they splinter into more stick people.
2006-06-27 00:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If his pecker spun in circles and her bush was made of dry leaves...
Absolutely.
2006-06-26 23:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha only if they're made of wood and i doubt that^^
2006-06-26 23:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Practicality 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thus the very real need for condoms...
2006-06-26 23:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by student_of_life 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they did it right. ha ha
2006-06-26 23:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by mustknowaboutit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they go at it very fast.
2006-06-26 23:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they dont use lube to reduce friction!!!!
2006-06-26 23:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by michael m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not with out matches
2006-06-26 23:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋