2006-06-26 16:05:59 · 44 answers · asked by damao987 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Steal his wallet or pass the collection plate at church and watch his buttcheeks tighten up !
2006-06-26 16:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By throwing off the chains of liberalism and becomeing a conservative yourself, having the conscience of a conservative, notbeing a wanna be or a fake about it.
2006-06-26 16:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by ammoconfidential 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show him the baseball bat you are holding in your hand behind your back. Or tell them its time for prayer and private communion with the lord so they better shut up or incur the wrath of god and solicitations from beelzebub. That will probably work like magic.
2006-06-26 16:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by The_Dark_Knight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to act conservatively and to keep his mouth shut.
2006-06-26 16:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by dizzylittledaisy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't instigate things by asking questions regarding killing the unborn, gays, gay marriage, removing prayer from school, burning the flag, belittling our troops, showing disrespect to our president, putting American freedom down, steering us to Liberal articles, Clinton, Hilary, and so on....
When you push those buttons... conservatives speak up.... and the replies from Liberals are name calling, insulting our beliefs in God, His Son, His Holy Word (Bible)or just nasty language....
So..... now you know!
Stop it...or deal with it.
A Reagan Conservative.... and proud of it.
2006-06-26 16:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by MesquiteGal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. throw a quarter (they can't resist money)
2. point in the opposite direction and tell them two gay guys are making out and run away
3. tell them they're wrong and punch them in the face
--note-- never look directly into a conservative's eyes, you'll be blinded forever by the lasers that come out of them
2006-06-26 16:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn on talk radio between Noon and 3PM Eastern (M-F). No one is allowed to talk in my house during the Rush Limbaugh Show.
2006-06-26 16:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by BigDave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it.!!! Liberals are the cowards of this country, the chickenshits, that would not even protect their own kids if they were threatned with death. A liberal would plead for mercy rather than fight for his freedom. To think that our soldiers are dying for cowards like you. Better yet, why dont you leave this country, you coward.!
2006-06-26 21:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mike s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them to shut the f u c k up
2006-06-26 16:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just sit down and listen to a conservative you and you shut up you damn liberal
2006-06-26 16:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by mrpoet03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋