I would love to hear true stories of your experience. You will have to work pretty hard to convince me that you are telling the truth...
2006-06-26 15:41:01 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
OK, we have a 'bakers' dozen of answers here, all negative. Does this mean we may assume that maybe there really AREN'T people among us who have been abducted by aliens?
2006-06-28 04:05:52 · update #1
I willingly went on a blind date with a guy who reminded me of E.T. ..... I was the one who felt like phoning home... does that count?
2006-06-27 13:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Just Me 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yeah. I was watching my favorite TV program, all settled in for a relaxing evening on a Friday night, when they pulled up in a van and dragged me out of the house at midnight. They forced me to wear a short little sexually suggestive outfit. They wore all black, smelled funny, had mean beady little eyes, and absolutely no sense of humour. They carried computer units with them to take notes. They went around from bar to bar to observe Earth life and would not let me go home until they were done. Wait, I guess they really weren't aliens. I used to work part-time as a spokesmodel for liquor promotions in bars, and these other people were there to take surveys and hand out free t-shirts and stuff. It kinda sucked. Sorry, no real actual alien abductions I guess.
2006-06-27 02:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO ,I am not going to try and feed you some line. I can tell you my favorite Halloween costume was a homemade clown suit my mom made. She made it so big, but with MEGA elastic in the ankles and wrists, that i could honestly wear it from grade school throughout high school. Wasn't that smart?
2006-06-26 22:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i know is i woke up one day without any knowledge of the forth or the first half of fifth graid, so I'm just blaiming alien ubduction to comfort myself.
2006-06-26 23:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by al_igator88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No abduction, but the doctor did do an anal probe on my last visit. Does that count?
2006-06-26 23:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of ANYONE being abducted by Aliens before,
but..
THERE IS ALWAYS A FIRST
HUM HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEY HE HOO HOW MWA HA HA HAHH HAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry but I had to do that.
2006-06-27 00:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by TheBlackWalker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a bunch of immigrants took my from my bed and drug me through a tomato field.
2006-06-27 19:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and they stole half my penis and left me with a miserable 6.5 inches.
2006-06-27 18:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously mr.aligator needs to go back to fifth "graid" and learn how to spell
2006-06-26 23:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me, my life story is not that exciting.
2006-06-26 22:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by Nelson_DeVon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋