Most original and creative answer gets 10 points!!
2006-06-26 15:22:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If I had a penny everytime...I had sex with my wife of forty years, I'd be a centnaire.
2006-06-26 15:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 10⤊ 7⤋
If I had a penny everytime someone got in front of me doing under the speed limit, it would help me pay for some of the gas I need to get from point A to point B.
2006-06-26 22:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by just4fun20034 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny everytime washed dishes in the past 38 years I would be a millionaire.
2006-06-26 22:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by older woman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me to finish a sentence, I'd have some pennies.
2006-06-26 22:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny every time the sunset and doubled the pennies I had collected/accumulated every time the sun rose, I would be a thankful millionaire.
2006-06-26 22:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Aoiffe337 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny everytime I turned on and off the tv today, I would be filthy rich.
2006-06-26 22:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny everytime that a politician opened up their mouth and spouted off a lie I'd be rich.
2006-06-26 22:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Disillusioned 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny every time.....someone lied about their appearance,age or n e thing else, I could make another statue of liberty
2006-06-26 22:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a millionaire if I had a penny for every time the bus driver said "Hey buddy! Put your clothes back on and get OFF my bus!!!" ;-)
2006-06-26 22:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i had a penny every time i looked at a girl i would own the world
2006-06-26 22:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by mmkkk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....someone asks a stupid question on here! No offense, honestly. Urs is a first for me, it's original. Oh yeah, and for everytime there is a stupid answer, that would make me rich even faster! Sorry ....Mr. Retardo....ur actually funny, at times!
2006-06-26 22:31:30 · answer #11 · answered by Mega 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋