What is sum funny things to do in either an elevator or wal mart?

Question

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Answer 1

Do you mean things that *don't* involve farting?

Hmmmm.....let me think about this a minute.....

Nope, i got nothing.

Answer 2

I have heard quite a few walmart pranks:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

14. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

15. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

anyway i have loads more, I have done a few and I always laugh when I remember what happened.

Answer 3

things to do in an elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)

28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.

29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"

30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

31.) start doing jumping jacks.

32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"

33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.

34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.



at walmart there are so many, but I can only remember a couple:

1.) hide inside of a clothing rack and when someone starts looking at the clothes yell "PICK ME, PICK ME".

2.) grab random things and put them back in randon wrong places.

3.) put boxes of condoms into random peoples baskets.

Answer 4

start making out with ur boyfriend in an elevator people will get sooo annoyed and wal mart ummmmm keep asking the sales people questions about prices and stuff and scream at them be like I NEED UR HELP NOW

Answer 5

do a yahoo search for

50 fun things to do in walmart

some are not in walmart terms ie the one that says code 3 it should say

code....

Blue which is Bomb
Red which is Fire
Black which is Weather
Green which is Hostage
Orange which is Chemical
Brown which is Shooting situation
White which is Accident

If you say code 3 you will get a funny look from them cause they will not know what it means.

And the bag of M & M's on layaway you can't do cause it is food. But I'm sure it would be fun to try.

Answer 6

On some elevators in between floors you can open the doors slightly from inside and it will cause the elevator to stop, then you can open the doors completely to see the walls between the floors. Scares the crap out of the person with you.

Answer 7

Go into a crowded elevator with a friend. Pre plan it to have a discussion with your friend about a rash or something. Somewhere in the conversation say that it's contagious until the drugs kick in.

Answer 8

make out
hit each other with a float noddle
playing hide and seek
ride a bicycle
buy stuff
try on all the clothes at the same time
go up and down the elevator

Answer 9

In an elevator, squat down and take a dump on an unsuspecting persons shoes.

Answer 10

In an elevator, face towards the back, not the doors. It'll confuse people lol.

Answer 11

jump in an elevator, I guess that would work in a walmart too, oh I know try on the lame clothes at a walmart with a friend and laugh at one another!