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i do something called "percussive maitenance". works surprisingly well with effective screaming and cussing

2006-06-26 14:02:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Ever since seeing the movie Office Space, I constantly day dream about taking our fax machine, the printer and the copier out to a field to beat it with a baseball bat

2006-06-26 17:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Chad 7 · 9 3

A dirt devil vacuum, turned out to be the best therapy session, I've ever had. This was achieved by using it as a sledge hammer. Couldn't scream after the first hit, though, I'm a little small and I really needed to see it in a hundred little pieces. That was over a year ago, still find pieces once in a while when I mow.

2006-06-27 09:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by jaded 3 · 0 0

Im of the belief that if a piece of electronic equipment doesnt work as it was intended......... then there isnt any reason for it to exist.
Very Very small pieces.
I have two cordless phones waiting to be destroyed
I just havent decided how
I think i saw a steamroller at a construction site near by
Hmmm

2006-06-26 21:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by snakeman11426 6 · 0 0

join the club! i swear, some electronics just hate me, and the only way to make it better is to scream curses at them. i have the bad habit of flinging my cell phone across the room whenever it says i have no more minutes left, half-aiming for it to hit something soft. and no matter how hard the printer is hit, it'll never work. but i think it's a very good method! lol

2006-06-26 21:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by hockeychickstagecrew 2 · 0 0

Yes but you have to cuss at them in a language they understand![preferably the country they were made in] Why do you think there are so many questions about cussing in other languages?

2006-06-27 08:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

I did that once on a hard drive, not a good idea. It used to not work, but when I was done with it it was horrible.

2006-06-26 21:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It used to actually work w. the old 60's tube and valve TV's and radios.

2006-06-26 21:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have thrown things up against the wall never to work again

2006-06-26 21:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0 0

i have a sledgehammer that does the trick. drop kicking works well also, along with a few well placed adjectives.

2006-06-26 22:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hell ya hunni i do, i kick the crap out of my computer at least once a day to keep it in shape...lol dont mess with the rocker chick...lol

2006-06-26 21:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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