Would u step on them, stomp the guts out of them or twist and grind them into the pavement.
2006-06-26 13:36:41 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'd turn him into a slug... then I'd pour salt all over him.
2006-06-26 13:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by ohcynthia812 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an ex-husband or an abusive ex. but if I did I would want to turn them in to a Butterfly or maybe a water spider. But the Butterfly is a soft bug and what a thing to do to turn a big bad man in to this soft bug...
2006-06-26 13:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Melinda T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your first concern should be removing yourself from the situation. Abuse is abuse..Realistically speaking you know you will not be able to turn your husband into some insect. Come down from the clouds!
Seek counseling..Seek why you continue to stay in a abusive relationship. You need help!
2006-07-10 09:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn my ex into a fire-fly and put him in a jar. That way he could entertain the kids, so I wouldn't have to ( for the first time) and then I'd let them rub him all over their shirts and glow in the dark. They would really love that after everything the've been through.
2006-07-09 20:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by all4dede 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd shrink him into a spider and stomp the guts out of him.
2006-07-10 05:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could shrink my ex I would turn him into a big fat hairy tarantula why I would do this is because 1. Tarantula's are large hairy and harmless spiders. 2. He hates spiders and why not turn him into something he hates cause he turned into something I hate. 3. I wouldn't kill him I would let him live the rest of his life hating himself. Oh wait I am doing that already. LOL
2006-07-09 20:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by nyrwldstdrms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could shrink my wife I would turn her into a Junebug (you know those green clumsy bugs that be on the water melon peels left out). I would tie a string around her leg and swing her around as fast as I could
2006-07-08 07:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worm, so he could struggle like the insect that he is. Of course I would splatter his guts all over the ground!!! That's the best part.
2006-07-10 11:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by AngelLuv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn my ex onto an ant and I would grind him into the pavement.
2006-07-10 02:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by crystalscandies2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn them into a cockroach, because a cockroach gets in the way of everyone, rather harmless but would loved to be crushed by anyone that crosses its path
2006-07-10 03:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by minny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh.. that would be so hard to choose what bug he would be. A Leech... cause he sucks the life out everything he touches. I would put him on a hook, and let the fishes nibble at him.
2006-06-26 15:28:05 · answer #11 · answered by Constance Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋