Where to begin:
--I'm a fat guy with *low* blood pressure (likely hormonal) and cholesterol,
--I'm a white guy who doesn't talk like a white guy (gee, could being stuck living in public housing have something to do with it??),
--I'm a geek who stinks at math,
--I'm a Green who still likes his pizza and occasional bacon double cheeseburgers....
--I'm a guy who doesn't think of sex *all* the time,
--I'm lonely but still shy and reserved as all hell (much to my own dismay),
--I'm a bit of a metrosexual but still ugly some days,
--I like role-playing games but *cannot STAND* Ye Olde Medieval Settings,
--likewise, I prefer pen-paper RPGs but can't STAND Dungeons & Dragons (and its trying to be the Microsoft of role-playing courtesy of its oppressive "d20" system rulesets),
--I believe in equality for women....but love it when they get all cute, silly and girly (yeah, yeah, call me a pig, suuuu-eeeeeh, *lol*),
--I grew up being a total crybaby and momma's boy--who got into a TON of fistfights and kicked tail half the time any damn way,
and finally, last but not least....
--I am dirt poor to destitute, but NOT lazy. I busted my hump since I was TEN YEARS OLD working in school, sacrificing my childhood, teenage years, credit rating, sanity, bodily health, and more, to be the first one in my family to get a Bachelor's Degree. The last three years of that education I spent desperately juggling school, work and therapy trying so hard to get a job, and get ahead in life....
Did it work. HELL NO. I've also been spending the past 15 years of my life fighting tooth and nail with a social service system that really doesn't want me getting better, they'd rather "stabilize" me on medications that don't work and shove workbooks a retarded 3rd grader can outwit, so I stay stuck in the system, only slightly wealthier so they can wipe out the middle man (me!) and just swap money back and forth between HMOs and so-called social workers and case manglers....erm, case managers that is.
Ok, sorry about the attitude here. But you have no idea how much *hate* gets inside me when your average clueless Drone who thinks Life is Fox News gets in my face online telling me "poor folks don't have it bad", or "you're all just lazy," or "there is no mental illness, it's all a character flaw," or "they're poor people, this is likely better than what they're used to."
Because I've already told the truth of my life four times (this being the fourth time) and folks still *refuse to get it* because they have to support their Unelected Maximum Dictator up in D.C.
You have no idea how hard I have to work on *not* snapping on fools and becoming the paranoid psycho *their* society, *your* pampered society, can't be bothered to deal with....
2006-06-26 13:49:19
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answered by Bradley P 7
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Not all women drivers are stupid and just because a driver makes a stupid mistake on the road or gets in a car accident - people automatically assume it's a woman. Not true! Knock on wood, but I've never gotten in an accident and I happen to be a very good driver. :)
2006-06-26 20:31:34
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answered by Sea -N-Sun 3
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Okay here's a very good stereotype that is not atypical of me. I'm 55 and I act younger than my age and have more of the younger people I work with accepting me because I don't treat them as the "younger generation" They know that I'm not looking down at them but accepting them for who they are and I love being around them.
I'm not trying to look like them and maybe that's why. I don't go around acting my age and I certainly don't go around dressing their age.
2006-06-26 20:23:18
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answered by Tascha 1
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I can't sing or dance. I have absolutely no rhythm. But i'm black and scoiety says i'm supposed to. I also "talk like a white person" whatever that means.
2006-06-26 20:52:54
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answered by quinndarling2000 2
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I know someone who married a girl from the Ukraine. She thinks all Americans are filthy rich.
2006-06-26 20:35:20
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answered by sweet & sour 6
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I am a blonde Christian woman. I am not stupid, I do work, I am not weak, I am not manipulative, I do not push my beliefs on others, I do not hate other groups of people, I do not claim to be perfect, I do not claim to know everything.
2006-06-26 20:20:35
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answered by The Apple Chick 7
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I'm Asian, and I am sooo not submissive. Polite and submissive are not the same thing. Also, I'm not a genius and I don't dress like a tramp. I'm just your normal, girl-next-door kind of person.
2006-06-26 20:40:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm Jewish, and a lot of people think that all Jews are rich and cheap. None of my family members are rich or even close to it...but they are very giving and generous.
2006-06-26 20:24:56
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answered by paklmk 1
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Just because I'm tall I don't like to play basketball. And just cause I'm black doesn't mean that I'm on public assistance...long story.
2006-06-26 20:22:55
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answered by honeybuns8489 2
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Oh since I'm a girl, I can't play video games or hack. That actually works to my advantage to me because then I totally own people and they're all, oh, I guess girls can play. Or, they call me a guy. :(
2006-06-26 20:18:49
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answered by Claire 5
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