Please translate from portuguese to english! I think my bf is cheating me...?

Question

e tibe muito problema con a Alice
por que ela Vio o paquetinho con teu nombre
e foco braverrima
estou mandando agora
eu diz pra ela que ainda nos nao estamos junto vc e uma persoa muito especial para min
e por isso eu mando a maquina
ok
nos estamos nos separando,
que pena
ela pensa que eu so quero arrumar os papeis
agora nao pege bosta nei uma
Ontem eu Sonhei que voce estaba aqui e que eu tinha te visto de longe
ai pegue a minha moto eu fui te procurar
cuando llegue perto vc tinha um menino pretinho
Engracado ne
ja pegue teu endereco
ok
A Alice
vai perceber que ela está errada
e vc não seja muito cabeça dura

Answer 1

"I have had a lot of problems with Alice because she saw the little package with your name and got really mad. I am sending it now.

I told her that we still aren't together. You are a very special person to me and that's why I'm sending the camera. Ok?

We are getting separated, what a pity.
She thinks that I just want to start the papers, even though I didn't do a damn thing.
Yesterday I dreamt that you were here and that I had seen you from a distance. So I got on my motorcycle to go after you. When I got closer you had a little black boy. Funny, huh?

I already got your address. Ok?

Alice will realize she is wrong and that you aren't that hard-headed"

Answer 2

This makes no sense, but maybe it can be a start for you: It is from http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr:
e tibe much problem con the Alice why it Vio paquetinho con yours nombre and focus braverrima I am ordering now says pra it who still in nao we are together vc and one persoa very special for min and therefore I control it schemes ok in them is in separating, that penalty it thinks that I so want to arrange the papeis now nao pege bosta nei Yesterday I I dreamed that voce estaba and that I had seen you here of far ai I catch my motion I I was to look for to you cuando llegue close vc I had a boy pretinho Engracado ne ja I catch yours endereco ok the Alice I go to perceive that it is missed and vc not either much hard head

Answer 3

This is what babelfish says (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr)

"e tibe much problem con the Alice why it Vio paquetinho con yours nombre and focus braverrima I am ordering now says pra it who still in nao we are together vc and one persoa very special for min and therefore I control it schemes ok in them is in separating, that penalty it thinks that I so want to arrange the papeis now nao pege bosta nei Yesterday I I dreamed that voce estaba and that I had seen you here of far ai I catch my motion I I was to look for to you cuando llegue close vc I had a boy pretinho Engracado ne ja I catch yours endereco ok the Alice I go to perceive that it is missed and vc not either much hard head"

so to put it another way, i don't know

Answer 4

I had too many problems with Alice because she saw the little package with your name and got really mad.
I am sending it now.
I told her that we are not together, you are a very special person to me and that is why I am sending you the camera (or some other time of machine). Ok?
We are getting so far from each other, what a sad thing.
She thinks that I just want to arrange the papers, but until now I didn`t do any ****.
Yesterday I dreamed that you were here and that I could see you from far away, so I took my motorcycle to look for you.
When I got closer you had a little black boy. Funny, huh?
I've got your address. ok?
Alice will realize she is wrong and you don`t be such a hard head.

Answer 5

and tibe great problem con to Alice
because the paquetinho links Vio con your nombre
and I focus braverrima
I am in charge now
I he says for her that we us are still not joined vc and a very special persoa for min
and therefore I order the machine
ok
we us are in separating,
what suffers
she thinks that I only want to put the papers in order
now not pege dung nei one
Yesterday I Dreamt that you where here and what I had I put you on from far away
oh catch my motorbike I I looked for you
when i get near vc had a boy preti

Answer 6

i had a lot of trouble with alice
because she saw the little package with your name
she got mad
i am sending it today
i told her that we are still not together. you are a very special person to me.
we are getting separeted
i feel sorry
she thinks that all i want is to get the papers
yesterday i dream that you were here and that i hadent seen you for a long time.
and i got on my motocycle and i went to look for you
when i got closer you got a child (brunette)
funny right?
i got your address
alice you are a hard headed


i havent practice my portuguese in a while but i used to live in brasil. i hope that helps

Answer 7

Acho que meu namorado está me traindo.

Answer 8

Not only is he cheating on you hes trying to get a green card out of you too

Answer 9

heres a site for like $12 will do this http://www.translationbooth.com/tb/aojb/Tpl/textTranslation/index.html and here are two translations,i would combine all translations into one like words that are the same and then fill in the rest until it looks right. http://translation.paralink.com/ and http://www.epals.com/translation/translation.e

Answer 10

he's just saying he's breaking up with somebody but then he says that he had a dream that u were in it and like whatever it's really weird.