2006-06-26 12:47:13 · 12 answers · asked by i.needitall 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Living in a small community the local merchants send a senior to your house when you move in or have a baby with a basket full of gifts explaining who donated them. I had just had my third child. The elderly lady was her for hours my other two kids were getting more and more carried away with me being distracted. I was no longer listening to her but giving my kids the evil eye, I noticed that she was not pleased. So I decided that what ever she was to show me next I would pass a comment on just to give the impression I was listening to her. Well just as she picked up this item my kids were at their worst. I felt the package as she handed it to me saying "not everyone need this but...", I thought it to be breast pads and said "These will be awesome you have no idea how hard it is to find ones that work " & on and on I went until I noticed she looked ill so I looked down & in my hands was hemroid pads. She still avoids me, 5yrs later.
2006-06-26 13:33:55 · update #1
I was at work, running a cash register and i'm like 4ft 10in. And i shut my tit up in the cash register drawer with a line of customers.
2006-06-26 13:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by short&sweet05 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Farting in front of the mother in law the first time I met her.
Having some very drunken sex and fell off a balcony in a hotel room and landed in the middle of the hotel lawn. Where people were having tea. I was naked except for a sock. And I broke 3 fingers.
2006-06-26 12:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-01 15:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by tifany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-30 20:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I was 17 and my boyfriend was 18, I had a video project due for my English class where I’d have to re-enact a scene from a Shakespeare Play with other members in my group. My group and I did the assignment and I brought the camera to my house to touch a few things up.
My boyfriend came over and started messing with the video camera. I told him to stop and he did and things started to get kind of hot. He told me there was something he always wanted to do, tape us together. I was a little hesitant, but I gave in and told him to fast forward to a blank part in the tape for my video project. he did and we taped ourselves. We watched it afterwards and agreed it was pretty sexy. I told him to delete the video while I went to take a shower.
The next day the video was due. I put it in for my class and my teacher to see. What a surprise. There was no Shakespeare on that tape. Instead it was my boyfriend and I going at it like animals!!! I screamed and ran out of the room to find him. He told me he accidentally must have rewound it to the beginning and deleted the assignment. I was mortified. I ran back into my class to find to my horror the tape was still playing. The (male) teacher just sat there with a surprised look on his face while the class was laughing. I started crying and ejected the tape and ran out…
I didn't go to school the next 2 days. And when I did my teacher handed me a note saying "That's one way to do Romeo and Juliet." I switched schools the next semester and broke up with my incompetent boyfriend. As for the tape, I burned it.
Everyone's played truth or dare, but my friends and I take it to an extreme level. The incentive we have is that if anyone completes the truth or dare they not only are admired by everyone but they get money. We all throw in money into a pot and whoever has the most completed truths or dares at the end of the game wins.
The truths were intense, the questions were like what kind of underwear you have on right now, or who you've had sex with at school and the dares were even worse. Feeling brave I took dare when it was my turn. My dare was to run around the neighborhood naked. Feeling brave I stripped down to my birthday suit, and ran outside (it was night time just so you know).
I ran around the entire neiborhood and no one saw me. I felt relieved and started running back home. I ran through my neighbor's yard to get home quicker. Just then their alarm went off. I jumped out of shock and then got really scared. I didn't want anyone to see me so I ran faster. Then my foot got stuck in something and I struggled to get free.
I was stuck in the middle of my neighbor's yard naked and alone. The police came and so did about everyone in the neighborhood. People were pointing and laughing at me. I tried to cover myself as best I could, but I still felt completely exposed. It was so humiliating.
What's worse is my friends said the dare was not complete so I didn't get the money.
2006-06-26 13:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ok Ok here I go! God it was awful! You know in Walmart- they have these chains that go across and say CLOSED well anyway! Me wanting to hurry up I decided I was going to cut thru anyway! The tip of my boot caught on the chain and face first on the floor!!! Ummmmm hard to pretend that didnt happen!
2006-06-26 12:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have too many.. But one of the worst involved an erection at the worst time, and alot of people noticing.
2006-06-26 12:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by bridgey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bumped into a mirror in a store and said Sorry, before realising the reflection was me!!
2006-06-26 14:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I had a runny nose and my friend made me laugh and a big snot flew out and was dangling from my nose everyone saw
2006-06-26 12:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Hmmm I Think??? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time two of my girlfriends pansed (or skirted) me when I was standing there, right in front of this guy I had a HUGE crush on.
2006-06-26 13:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Stacy M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋