If you wanted to hide a dead body, where would you do it?

Question

Hypothetically...

Answer 1

Under my pillow

Answer 2

I simply sweep out most dead bodies, or "vacuum them up" or throw them in the trash or flush them down the toilet. You are asking about "bug" bodies, right?

Anything larger requires further consideration: for instance, you don't want to be offended by the smell associated with decomposition -- and effective hiding means making it so that scavengers wouldn't discover it, either.

I think in one episode of Star Trek, they trapped "Jack the Ripper" in the transporter and "beamed" him into space, with whatever "focuses" the transporter's beam set to the maximum angle of dispersion. Essentially, Jack did the Zen thing: he became "one with everything" -- lol

Answer 3

I'd dig a very deep hole, stand the body straight up (at least 6 feet under) with lots of lime surrounding the body in the hole and a big rock on top

Answer 4

I'm assuming that by, 'hiding' it, you don't mean to recover it, later.

I'd hide it in the brush in three counties. If the pieces were discovered before the coyotes and buzzards finished, the three jurisdictions would never get together on and investigation.

Answer 5

In a cemetery. If anyone saw you they would think you worked there. If the people from the cemetery noticed the fresh grave who are they going to tell? A family member of someone they just buried that they did it in the wrong spot? I don't think so. Do it on a weekend and no one will ever notice. People are just dying to get in there anyway whats one more?

Answer 6

In a swamp full of alligators or feed it to the sharks or to a herd of pigs domestic or wild either one would eat everything including the bones

Answer 7

Hypothetically I would weight it and put it in a bog. No one goes into bogs these days.

Answer 8

In a file cabinet at the INS, because nobody ever looks there.

Answer 9

Watch some mafia movies - like Goodfellas or Casino - you'll figure it out.

Answer 10

Sell it on Ebay.