2006-06-26 10:01:26 · 10 answers · asked by Phillip 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You might be a redneck if you think the word "inuendo" is where you put your air conditioner.
You might be a redneck if you've used the word "mayonnaise" in the following sentence: "Mayonnaise alot of flies out tonight"
2006-06-26 10:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by alacaliwest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if:
1. The number of guns in your possesion is higher than your IQ
2. Your town cemetery is also your family cemetery
3. You have five cars parked in your driveway and only one runs
4. You think the phrase 'take out the trash' means going to a movie with your in-laws
5. Your in-laws are also your aunt and uncle
6. You or one of your relatives is a regular guest on a TV talk show
7. You've ever been arrested for fishing at the aquarium
8. Your idea of luxury accomidations is a place with indoor plumbing
9. 2 or more of your relatives plays a banjo
10. You go to the tackle and bait shop to buy an anniversary gift for your wife
2006-06-26 17:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a Redneck if....
you walk your kid to grade school because you are in the same grade.
your idea of proper attire for going on a date includes your newest pair of work boots.
you still think the mullet is a cool hairstyle.
you think NASCAR racing should be an olympic sport.
your truck is worth more than your house.
you think the Kentucky Headhunters is the best band ever!
your favorite belt buckle has a Confederate flag on it and your name is stamped on the back of your belt.
you think chewing tobacco is a good meal substitute.
you only bought a computer to surf the net for sports scores and porn.
when it comes to jewelery, you think "the more tourquoise the better".
you wear Harley Davidson branded clothes even though you don't own a motorcycle.
you would try to use caviar for fish bait.
and if you read this list and think "hey, I resent that remark!" you might be a redneck
2006-06-26 17:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Driving Ettiquette for Rednecks
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession
2006-06-26 17:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by ashy_cowgirl83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
2006-06-26 17:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Doom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do rednecks take shoe boxes to the beach?
To make sand trailers.
I'm allowed to make these jokes...I'm from the south!
2006-06-26 17:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Krn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are a redneck when you stare at a bottle of Orange Juice because it says "concentrate."
You know you are a redneck when your tires cost more than your truck did.
You know you are a redneck when the bumber of your truck is up higher than the gutter of your house.
2006-06-26 17:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by The Bowman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck...if you've ever been in a fist fight at a garage sale.
2006-06-26 17:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by RockHunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out the jokes section at http://www.ayannasworld.com The variety of jokes is pretty wide.
2006-06-26 17:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by wundaboy20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if......your family reunion consists of the whole town!!!!
2006-06-26 17:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by punkie_duck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋