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i got high on the job because i have problems . i work in an office and my boss is in the cubical next to me. what the hell am i gunna tell her about y my eyes are all red and belive me they are red

2006-06-26 09:46:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Small Business

19 answers

well besides being an idiot, you may now be an unemployed idiot. Say you were crying, you will be when you don't have a job anymore! Get a handle on your life.

2006-06-26 09:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0 0

There is a 12 step program for this. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Several of my past employers would guide you into rehab then fire you. Many now (including me if I caught any employee under the influence during working hours) would just fire you.

2006-06-26 17:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by insuranceguytx 5 · 0 0

Tell her that you have allergies brough on by something in the room, maybe her perfume. Not only will he be ok with your eyes being red, but she may seperate from around you so that it doesn't irratate you more with her perfume!

2006-07-03 09:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by Pimp_Slapper 5 · 0 0

You are probably unemployeed now, because pot is very potent.
Spray yourself with some perfume, use eyedrops and say that
your contacts got pretty dry and it caused your eyes to turn red.

2006-06-26 16:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by faerycatcher 3 · 0 0

that u were crying make up a story about someone dying and ask to have the day off to spend with your family it a work

2006-06-26 16:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by untouchablephillypimp 2 · 0 0

you should say i have extremly bad allergies,thsts what i always say when people ask me that because my eyes ARE red from my allergies, your boss will probably believe you

2006-06-26 16:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Act like it is allergies. But I would suggest not doing that anymore.

2006-06-26 16:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0 0

You are very smart, getting high is the best option you hard. Good for you!

2006-06-26 16:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess getting high didn't help your problems huh. It just caused more problems. At least you didn't get drunk.

2006-06-26 16:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by overlord_1138 4 · 0 0

you were trying to put eyedrops in, but you either had an allergic reactiopn, orr they dont work. good luck.

2006-06-26 16:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by BurntBeneathSun♥ 4 · 0 0

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