Masturbating, men have clichés like:"spanking the monkey," and "punching the clown". Do women have clichés?

Question

I was just going through the list of what men & women call men masturbating... Is there any for when women masturbate?

Answer 1

most women i know refer to it as "rubbing off", "polishing the pearl", "getting lipservice", "petting the kitty", etc...

there is also a website where you can find more terms.

Answer 2

Anthony, you cracked me up with that final statement...ahahhaa.

Well, back to the question, let me see..

Actually, us girls never talk about it. I guess female masturbation is still some sort of taboo for most women, even though we do masturbate as often as men do. Girls are always in denial, though, in fear they would be called sluts or something, I guess.

I would call it "battering it nice and slow" lol. I don't really know, we girls don't talk about it too often. =)

Answer 3

Flicking the bean (a variation on Tom Jr's above) - used in the U.K. quite frequently when referring to female masturbation.

Answer 4

If you ever watch the tv show House M.D. there's one episode where House uses about twenty phrases to refer to female masturbation. My favorite was "buffing the muffin"! I have never heard a female refer to masturbation at all - we just don't talk about it.

Answer 5

Yes, there is a hysterical episode of South Park that talks about "searching for the little man in the boat".

Answer 6

The little man in the boat...for women. Depending on the vantage point, the vagina looks like a man in a boat.

Answer 7

My sister calls it a Ménage Muah.

Answer 8

petting the beaver
basting the hairy roast beef
crunching the tuna taco
pounding the pound cake
depitting the cherry

...i'm just making this sh*t up...and i don't even eat fish!

Answer 9

masturbate?

Answer 10

I've heard it called "rubbing the bean."