2006-06-26 09:05:10 · 18 answers · asked by candide440 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy song
2006-06-26 09:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, this brought a smile to my face, hope it brings one to you too!
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled
wine,that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to
one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in
vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
2006-06-26 16:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by puddleduck82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 'temping' at an office for 1 week. It was the week I wore a thong for the fist time. It kept getting stuck in the middle (if you understand me) making me really uncomfortable. So every time I left my desk I did a bit of removing so I could be comfortable. What I didn't know was that my reflection could be seen in a floor to ceiling window and the whole office could see me doing this. I discoverd it on the morning of my last day. I shall never go back.
2006-06-26 16:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by Only Asking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, i was trying to get some guy's attention last week. He was parked across the street in a convertible, so i stuck my head out of the window yelling nonsense at my sister, who was outside. The window slammed down on my neck, trapping my head outside. I panicked and started yelling until my sister came running back into the house to get me out. The guy looked horrified and soon drove off. The neighbours still give me weird looks. Does this help?
2006-06-26 16:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by abi_sweetgirl23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you're upset. Just remember that this too shall pass. Nothing is worth being miserable over. Take a walk. It's beautiful outside, you're beautiful too.
2006-06-26 16:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it might not cheer you up but i got quite lot of good replies for my question you should take a look click on my pic n u we will c but as some one else has pointed out defo vote for the butterfly shes funny
2006-06-26 16:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyy! why are you soo upset? dont be think about things that are beautiful in your life i.e. your family and friends ^ ^
2006-06-26 16:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by *Shruti* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
I would love to cheer you up, gal!!
Thanks!!
2006-06-26 16:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by East Bay Punk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should vote for Butterfly's answer. Cracked ME up, anyway.
2006-06-26 16:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by lili4ndevil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe all of us Yahooers.
2006-06-26 16:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by Patches 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋