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My husband doesn't care one bit. he will fart right on me if he can. If I accidently let one out, he acts like I am the most unfeminine girl he knows!

2006-06-26 08:55:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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FIRST, do not call it a fart. Call it a poot. That sounds cute and feminine. BE gentle about it, then go ahead. If you can make it silent but deadly, that is the best.... make sure you leave the room right after and say it snuck out... just kidding.

MY wife does not like to poot in front of me, but sometimes it sneaks out and she turns all pink, so it turns into an opportunity for me. Your husband needs to be given an opportunity like that... lol.

2006-06-26 09:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by NQV 4 · 1 0

sit down at the same time with your boyfriend and pour your heart out. enable him understand how his habit is affecting you and your view of him. except he has a medical condition and extremely won't be able to help it, he will a minimum of evaluate your emotions. If he would not, besides the undeniable fact that, kick him to the slash. it style of sounds like he knows what perfect etiquette is using your declare that he gained't fart in public. i'm keen to guess that it is a sport to him and a thanks to get your interest. Relationships are effective to the quantity at which the desires of both people are met. I easily have a good buddy who burps loudly in public and into the phone when we are speaking. he will easily end in the technique a sentence and enable free yet i'm no longer too stricken through it.

2016-11-15 07:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well after time farting will become "NATURAL" so to speak, but in the beginning it took me 6 years to actually fart in front of my husband, I thought he was asleep, until he sat up clapping and saying " Finally, I thought you were going to explode!" Now I never hesitate to let it fly, and neither does he.

2006-06-26 09:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn 1 · 0 0

Well it depends on how well you know the man, but to lady like I would leave the room, even though they don't. I try to teach my kids to leave the room out of respect for others.

2006-06-26 09:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sexy killa #1 1 · 0 0

Ill fart in front of anyone, i dont care.

2006-06-26 08:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your not alone!!!! i started the farting in front of each other thing when we're dating! I ran over the glass door and he laughed at me!!! it pissed me off and at teh same time I was embarrassed. later that day we were just chillin' out I needed to fart bad.. and I suddenly remembered what he did to me when i ran over that door. so i sat on his face and FArted!!!!!!!! he didn't got mad or anything he was just laughing and at the same time he said that i'm gross!! but duh!!!! he still married me huh???? farting is normal just don't do it in front of everybody else unless your close to them LOL

it's normal when u got to fart u got to fart it's just going to smell worst if you try to hold it! it might explode bad! then it would be more embarrassing!

2006-06-26 09:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by tarafonxyka 2 · 0 0

I fart, and then I look surprised and say "Oops!" and giggle charmingly.
Or I blame the dog.
Or I blame him.
Or my son.

2006-06-26 08:58:17 · answer #7 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0 0

Me and my husband have farting competitions. It's great.

2006-06-26 09:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

in front of course

2006-06-26 08:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by Uncertain 3 · 0 0

leave. but once i did.

2006-06-29 16:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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