put something funny as ur answer
2006-06-26 08:18:43 · 87 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There are two muffins sitting in the oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says:
"Man, its getting really hot in here!"
The other muffin looks back at him and says:
"AAAAAAAH a talking muffin!!!" :0
2006-06-26 08:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by e_r_c_15 3 · 24⤊ 12⤋
R.I.P. Pillsbury Doughboy
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remebering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast-infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane dough; plus, they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
2006-06-26 08:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by tautestvenus4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something funny.
2006-06-26 08:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by jessigirl00781 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F the 10 points, gimme $10!
2006-06-26 08:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny...and cue:
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth.
"On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
* Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
* George Burns
"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
* Jason Alexander (George Castanza on Seinfeld)
2006-06-26 12:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by user100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want 10 points. something funny
2006-06-26 08:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't feel like being funny right now, I'll just take the 2 points.
2006-06-26 08:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want 10 points. something funny
2006-06-26 08:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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A few years back when I lived in California, I was walking through San Francisco Chinatown. I was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops,signs and banners. Turning a corner, I spoted a building with the sign,
"Stanley Kowalski's Chinese Laundry." "Stanley Kowalski?" I mused. "How the
heck does that fit in here?"
So I walked into the shop and I see an old Chinese man behind the counter. I ask, How did this place get a name like "Stanley Kowalski's Chinese Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner." I go on to ask, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Stanley Kowalski?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year go when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front is gentleman from Poland. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say,"Stanley Kowalski."
Then she look at me and say, "What your name?"
I say, "Sem Ting.'"
2006-06-26 08:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somthing funny
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