just wondering. i've gotten quite a few
2006-06-26 07:50:36 · 19 answers · asked by the_hippie_kid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That I looked like Ricky Williams. (From the Packers) Mind you I am a white female that is not that bad looking. Now compare that to Ricky Williams......
2006-06-26 07:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst compliment I've gotten was, "Wow, your skin looks great, what have you been using, because I hated it when you would apply all that blemish cover up, you looked like a clown"!
It was like a compliment and a diss at the same time! And that day I was wearing blemish cover up...what a jerk, and what kind of compliment was that!
2006-06-26 14:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I had sex with my husband he took one look at me and said "God, I love a woman with big legs" It was the best worst compliment ever.
2006-06-26 14:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have lost so much weight, have you been sick?
You do have a pretty face, now the rest of you has to catch up.
Darlene-that's hilarious
To everybody out there Never ask a woman when she is due!!!
2006-06-26 14:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by jack russell girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If you lost 20 pounds, got your teeth straightened, and a nose job, you could be a model." He was dead serious and couldn't understand why I was upset. He seriously thought that was a compliment. Oh boys can be so clueless.
2006-06-26 14:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by mine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lost a bunch of weight after high school and then i ran into this guy i had a crush on then, and he said (and i quote because it will forever be ingrained into my memory)
"Wow! I had no idea all of that (checking me up and down) was under all that fat! Looking good! Hey, you still single like you were in high school?"
ugh.
what were yours? feel like smacking them?
2006-06-26 15:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by snowcoveredtree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After high school, all these guys I'd went to school with said things like, "DAMN! You are so hot! You look so much better NOW!"
I was like, gee, thanks, you a s s holes! Just because I didn't bleach my hair blonde and put on fake tanning lotion then...
Men are stupid! And Shallow!
2006-06-26 15:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nonna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone in a club in Magaluf (Classy bird me) said to me " Your ar.se is massive. Do you wanna shag?" I replied with a short, sharp "Fcuk off knob-stain" I do NOT have a big ar.se, im only a uk size 10.... ok its not teeny, theres something to grab but its not like Vanessa Feltz's or anything...WOAH going off on one there....!
2006-06-26 15:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked a lady when she was due, and she wasn't pregnant, i had to do my best to take my foot out of my mouth. One lady started telling me about a product that would be great for my face and I was like thanks for pointing out my acne! LOL it was pretty funny.
2006-06-26 14:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jen S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I crack a good joke, but I should not start laughing before your audience gets into splits.
2006-06-26 15:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by mann54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋