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Please post clean quotes nothing vulger or racial please.

2006-06-26 07:44:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

There is no gravity, the earth sucks.

2006-06-26 07:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by LSGregg 3 · 2 0

It's not funny--I just have this by my door, so I see it as I go out.:
I AM THE BEST I HAVE EVER BEEN

QUOTED FROM JOYCE MEYER

2006-06-26 07:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0 0

"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield."--bumper sticker.

2006-06-26 07:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Crys H. 4 · 0 0

(stand in front of your friend and say...) "Do you know where you are??" (If No,) Sigh... "honey, I hate to break it to you... I know where I am.. in front of you!!! DUH!!"

2006-06-26 07:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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