When applying for a job at the New York Times, do you have a better shot at a job by indicating?

Question

1) You're a moron

2) You're an Al Qaeda sympathizer

3) You want to see the entire city of New York leveled so it can be completely remodeled by your artsy fartsy liberal friends

4) You don't have to indicate anything because they assume if you're stupid enough to apply, you're stupid enough to work there.

Answer 1

You forgot to add:

5) You sympathize with all convicted murderers, rapists, and pedophiles.

6) You support HRC for president.

7) You support the revocation of the 2nd Amendment.

8) You support increasing the income, property, and sales taxes throughout the country.

9) You support spending all of those additional funds on communizing the country.

Answer 2

I never thought of answer 3, to see NYC leveled to be remodeled by artsy fartsy liberals--good one! But I believe the correct answer must be all of the above. Pinch Sulzberger should be ashamed of himself--I bet his dad is turning in his grave.

Answer 3

that fifty miles rule is organic bunkum. (stuff and nonsense) I stay in a extensive city and that i've got utilized tio multiple jobs on line - maximum of them decrease than 15 miles from my residing house, and that i nonetheless get the interviews and the roles. Your ought to make your resume shine, and stand happy with the others. there is not something incorrect with on line submissions. some agencies in user-friendly terms enable on line, and no different techniques (different than possibly fax). i individually want utilising on line because of the fact it tells me that the corporation is technically as much as this element. If I had to deliver a letter by ability of post to a job, then i might end that they have got not got a working laptop or pc so that they are old shaped and that i does not be satisfied there so I dont difficulty utilising.

Answer 4

All of the above.

I would also add:

5. You think Clinton was the most honest president in history.

6. Senator Kennedy is the most sober senator on capital hill.

7. You have sources that say whatever the paper wants to print.

Answer 5

You have the best shot by saying you have helped AQ smuggle in a hydrogen bomb to told them the best place in the city to launch it to cause the most descruction.....

The only thing you asked for in return is a good picture of the city blowing up so you can lead with it in the paper the next day....

They would rather see Americans die for a better lead story

Answer 6

Ha! That's great. Why is the NY Times so ignorant? The NY Times and the left-wingers who, along with their arrogant accomplices in the media, are killing us with twisted, mind-numbing message of ultratolerance and security breeches.

Answer 7

This message was brought to you by the clandestine circles of the U.S. Government in order to get a rise out of you and justify their parasitic existence. Thank you.

Answer 8

Classic

Well......also....they generally look for a complete lack of morals. It's a cut throat company only the dumbest of the dumb the heartless of the heartless get in.

Why you thinking of applying?

Answer 9

And what's wrong with the NY Times? I read it everyday, along with the Washington Post.

Answer 10

I didn't know they accepted applications. I thought they only recruited mindless Socialists out of drug rehab/homeless shelters who were fired by CBS for being Too left wing.