2006-06-26 07:02:11 · 13 answers · asked by jameshemus1101 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
A long time ago I had a new g/f, she was posh, her Mother was an accountant and her Father a bank manager.
I was invited to her house for tea one day, this was not really my scene, but I turned up in suit collar and tie.
I was very uncomfortable and very hot.
I was eating a piece of fancy cake which 'went down the wrong way' I coughed before I had time to cover my mouth.
A piece of soggy cake flew out of my mouth and landed in front of 'Daddy' I covered my mouth and tried to suppress my coughs, this was a great strain and I was now really sweating, my face must have been bright red, then because of the undue strain, I farted! not a quite fart but a very loud fart, the more I coughed the more I farted!!
I jumped up from the table broke a fancy tea cup and I fled the house!
I was not invited back for tea again!
2006-06-26 07:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by budding author 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh boy...long time ago......when I was a freshman in high school. Trying to impress a boy I suggested a bunch of us get together and go to the drive-in (how smart was I..right?, the drive-in oooo, la, la) well I had heard this movie "Neverending Story" it was a horror movie, yeah..good and scary I would be cuddling all night long! So there we are me, my 'boyfriend' and maybe another 10-15 of us. We got our cocktails made, sitting up on the hood of the many cars in our group, ready for a thrilling night. As you probably figured out by now it was a KIDDIE movie....families all around us, I still remember the look on the faces of my friends when it started. I was speechless, embarrassed, wish I could have disappeared. They made fun of me all night, needless to say I never lived that one down. To this day I am still not allowed to pick out a movie. I didn't get the boy either!
2006-06-26 07:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Steffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 07:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-29 02:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably having a nightmare when I was staying at my (then) girlfriend's parents house, I ended up standing on the bed shouting. Her mom came in to see if all was OK, I woke up and realised I was naked...it didn't stop her mom having a good old look though!
2006-06-26 07:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by sirdaz_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got very drunk one christmas and went to my brothers no one was in so i decided to have a shower came down wrapped in a towel to find his next door neighbour watching television boy did i hit a reddener just as well i knew him ! had a laugh about it later but still embarrased
2006-07-03 00:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a bear in the age of 15
2006-06-26 07:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by star 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me, but this happened to my cousin:
She was with some friends and friends of friends (so there were people she didn't know).
They were watching a home video, and she said: "who's that ugly lady? She's so annoying!"
Then someone from the group answered: "That's my mom."
2006-06-26 07:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by karkondrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answered questions on Yahoo answers!
2006-06-26 07:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by Vanessa B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh! I wouldn't tell that on Yahoo Answers.
2006-06-26 07:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋