So, If we are "animals" as some claim is it okay to marry a cow?

Question

some would argue that it is.

were not classified under the animal kingdom. we are classified as humans in are on catergory.

All animals are members of the Kingdom Animalia,humans are not.

"The word "animal" comes from the Latin word animal, of which animalia is the ... refers to any member of the animal kingdom that is not a human being, ."

source -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animalia

thats a contradiction what the hell...

definition
Animal
animal:
1. any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animal like nutrition modes.
2. any such living thing other than a human being.

Answer 1

If the cow is a consenting adult, then yes.

Answer 2

We are animals - what did you think we were, vegetables? But animals rarely resort to interspecies lifetime mating.

Humans certainly ARE classified as kingdom animalia.

Domain: Eukarya
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum or Division: Chordata
Subphylum or subdivision: Vertebrata
Class: Mammalia
Subclass: Placentalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorrhini
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens

From your own link:
"The scientific definition of the word, however, does indeed include human beings. Therefore, when scientists use the word "animal" they often mean something slightly different than when non-scientific people use it."

From m-w online, both 1 and 3 clearly state that humans are animals, and 2 states that sometimes the word is used only for lower animals in a non-scientific setting - this does not mean that humans are not animals:

Main Entry: 1an·i·mal
Pronunciation: 'a-n&-m&l
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, from animale, neuter of animalis animate, from anima soul -- more at ANIMATE
1 : any of a kingdom (Animalia) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls, in lacking chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis, in requiring more complex food materials (as proteins), in being organized to a greater degree of complexity, and in having the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses to stimulation
2 a : one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings b : MAMMAL; broadly : VERTEBRATE
3 : a human being considered chiefly as physical or nonrational; also : this nature
4 : a person with a particular interest or aptitude
5 : MATTER, THING ; also : CREATURE 1c

Answer 3

If she already shares your genealogic tree and genetic behavoiur code she can marry you or merely **** with you on lawful liberty of thought act and sexual privileges act, this is even helpful with farmers and dietists who commerce and nimble with cows and such. If you like it and go for a nipple, dude, have your fun already, know what I mean? Only figure where the clitorys come to avoid stucking in or striking a whooly, go figure. Bye now. Keep us posted.

Answer 4

Only crazy PETA people.

No point in marrying a cow... they can't really show their emotions like humans can.

Anyway, humans are meant to reproduce, not marry other species.

Answer 5

absolutley. Me and my husband, a shetland pony have been very happy for like 5 years now.

Answer 6

actually i wanted to see u b4 giving this answer but i cudnt . who said u cant marry a cow? fools..only u can marry a cow no one else can ...gud luck...

Answer 7

there is a lady in a older yahoo article that married a snake. I say that it's not for me but if you want to....... knock your socks off.

Answer 8

Would you truly marry a cow? I think not.

Answer 9

no