what's the funniest thing that happened to you?

Question

tell me the funniest thing that has happened to you. Best one gets the points.

Answer 1

Well I was at a voodoo ritual for my 1st time and had drank quite a bit of Malibu Rum. The voodoo priest was telling us that at times people get possessed and fall out. At the same time I was going to lean against a tree and had my hands deep in my pocket. Well, I missed the tree and couldn't get my hands out of my pockets to stop my fall. There were a lot of people there so of course I was very embarrassed. This guy hops over to me and yells "Are you possessed?" which added to my embarrassment. I finally got up and had dirt and leaves all over the side of my face. Pretty funny as this also was being video taped which I didn't know.

Answer 2

ok, well...i was kinda embarrasing, weird, and funny all at the same time. one time I was at church and I had to go to the bathroom...so i was just in there...going to the bathroom, and i guess i had forgotten to lock the door or something. so, this lady walks in holding a kid. then she says, oh sorry...and then walks out. So, i was like...oops...and was really embarrased. Anyways, i was about to get up and lock the door...when all of the sudden she opened the door again and was like, "oh, i'm really sorry...but my kid has a runny nose and really needs a tissue."

So, she WALKED IN the bathroom...and went behind the toilet and got a tissue for her kid. Then turned, looked at me, said thanks...and left. I WAS SO EMBARRASED...hehe...