2006-06-26 05:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
lol im not sure but that is the funniest thing ive ever heard of
2006-06-26 05:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOOK AT THIS QUESTION!!!!!did i eat too much today?
i am on a strict diet to lose weight so i dont have to get a coronart bypass surgery. did i eat too much today? i woke up and ate 4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. i washed it down with two mcdonald's mcflurries and a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin on my way to work. for lunch, i had 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish things from a vending machine and about 7 dr. peppers. for dinner i had 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese. for dessert i had 18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.
OMG HE MADE THAT UP!
2006-06-26 05:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by lilswimmerxoxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a bag to put it in add water for moisture or just cut off the excess
2006-06-26 05:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rent yourself out to lonely housewives. You'd make a killing in tips.
2006-06-26 05:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by deathbywedgie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either go to a Su - Jok acupuncturist or come to us. There is no medicine that will make your tongue short.
2006-06-26 05:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a kiss tribute band!
2006-06-26 05:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me if u r male or female and i will answer the question
2006-06-26 05:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by glindajordan@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rent it out for toilet paper
2006-06-26 05:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get it spliced, like a snake, that would be cool, join a circus.
2006-06-26 05:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut it off
2006-06-26 05:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋