the toilet lid hits you in the back of the head?
2006-06-26 04:51:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
NO NOT ME BUT ONE NIGHT WHEN I WAS HOLDING MY GIRLFRIENDS HAIR BACK WHILE SHE WAS VOMITING THE LID HIT HER HEAD AND KNOCKED HER OUT ,I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT SHE ALMOST DROWNED IN THE TOILET
2006-06-26 05:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
A toilet seat is the seat and lid of a toilet. High tech toilet seats in Japanese toilets may include a large number of features, including a bidet, a blow drier, and a heated seat. They come in a wide variety of shapes, from the normal porcelain ovate seat to the opened-front seat often seen in public restrooms. They can be made of porcelain, plastic, steel or wood. Some metal toilets, such as those in many jails and prisons, have built-in toilet seats.
An efficiency study on whether the seat should be left up or down after use is available at: The Troublesome Toilet Seat: Up or Down? Three Schemes
The toilet seat is a comic staple for sight gags relating to toilet humor. The most common is someone staggering out of a bathroom after an explosion with a toilet seat around his neck. In the television show Dead Like Me, George Lass, the main character, is killed when a zero-G toilet seat from space station Mir re-enters the atmosphere.
In 2004 Senator Chuck Grassley (R Iowa) said: "I exposed the spending scandal in the ‘80s when federal bureaucrats saw no problem in spending $600 for a toilet seat . . .". Some now claim that neither that nor his also famous revelation of the Pentagon spending $400 for a hammer actually ever happened. Others say the prices paid were fair and justifiable. Unfortunately, the details seem to be lost forever.
2006-06-26 12:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, but this closed head injury may explain the odd nature of some of your questions.
2006-06-26 17:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just about everytime I get a drink! I super glued it now!
2006-06-26 11:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Maryann C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you drinking out of the toilet?? Thats nasty.
2006-06-26 11:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by boricua_chick_21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but it happens to my boyfriend everytime...
Should I stop slamming it down on him or continue having my fun...
2006-06-26 12:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by elmo0753 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me be the first to tell u....u have serious problems for thinking of a question like that!!
2006-06-26 11:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Pr!nC3s$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird, but funny.
2006-06-26 11:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by YES24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time!!! man, were you watchin me again today? *shakes finger at you* you gotta quit doin that!
2006-06-26 17:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Can't say it has that I ever remember.
2006-06-26 12:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋