I'm not in the mood. Have you got any good excuses I can use?
2006-06-26 04:08:53 · 27 answers · asked by mr_shandypants 3 in Local Businesses ➔ Other - Local Businesses
do like i did , shoot yourself in the hand ....6 weeks off.
2006-06-26 04:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
you could say that you have a bone in your neck that means that you cant work tonight, or dont go in then moro go in as usual when they ask where you were say youve lost a whole day and had a strange dream about little green men experimenting on you on there mother ship, for extra belivability stop all your clocks at home and your watch at the same time
2006-06-26 11:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by >darkangel< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you are really a secret agent and that you are telling them this in confidence. Tell them that you are on a secret mission tonight to stop an evil emperor from another planet coming here and taking over the minds of our employers to use them to turn all the work places into food stores and weapon factories for them to use in their battle to gain victory over Earth. He should believe that.
2006-06-26 11:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My personal favourite is that I'm suffering from NAAFAI - No Ambition and All Interest, you can work the F out for yourself! Lol, I used that once and my boss just laughed.
2006-06-26 11:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Oumi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r ill ? A relative has got sick???Its a funeral for a friend and u r off ???A relative / friend has had a baby???You have broken a bone???You are doin sum kind of charity event ???
2006-06-26 11:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by xxExx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food poisoning and you cannot stop puking.
It's the best. It happens about 4 hours after eating and who's to say you didn't get it?
2006-06-26 11:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got food poisoning! That way you can have a couple of days off if you want!
LoL xxx
2006-06-26 11:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by tricia1971 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Go to work you will feel better once your there, its just getting there and the thought I suppose
2006-06-26 11:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you broke your leg and cant go 4 5 days and you still get paid
2006-06-26 11:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Latina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just dont go and let him guess, try and avoid the question, I dunno find someone as a decoy say your work mate and in a day or two he will likely foget.
2006-06-26 11:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Michael Daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try one of these. Some are far-fetched though.
2006-06-26 11:14:09 · answer #11 · answered by seff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋