My interior decorator, Mr. Bruce, is on vacation in Arkansas-the entire clan is coming over for the big party! Eula-Jean is promising
to wait until marriage before she has sex, and the family is smoking
a ham in honor of her pledge! I need suggestions on how to decorate my single-wide----I have a limit of $15.00 to shop either at
Walmart or K-mart....maybe even the Dollar Store! I can sure use your advise...Gay men especially (they are SO GOOD at doing that
sort of thing!) We All Thank You!!!
2006-06-26 03:22:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You get ten points for the best question!
P.S. I don't believe Eula-Jean has the will-power to wait, remember she is already 13!
2006-06-26 03:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by TC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old tires around back can be spray painted bright spring colors, then used as flower beds in the front yard. For an added touch, cut the top into little points, so it look like a big SUN. As the tire ages, the points will curl and face up.
Flamingos are OK - but nothing says class like a Lawn Jockey! They might be slightly more expensive and more difficult to find, though.
As for the plastic flowers - are you talking about the spinning ones? Those are a must! They will also help keep birds out of your lovely new tire-planters.
Good Luck!
2006-06-26 03:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by mcdane01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No yet there have been over 2 dozen located in a former college president's backyard by ability of a few disgruntled scholars some months formerly he left place of work, the housekeeper observed them and did not tell because of the fact she became bored stiff with him too....he left for the place of work out his back door and by ability of afternoon the college police drove over and picked up the flamingos and forks from the backyard...some hours after the pupil newspaper sent a photographer over to take photographs and placed them on the front website of the newspaper day after today...the completed campus workers & scholars alike have been giggling at that tale.
2016-12-08 12:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by dustman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally like the old classic "Used Tires Painted White". You can put your plastic flowers and flamingoes inside the tire for a modern, up to date look.
2006-06-26 03:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, No, you are going completely in the wrong direction with this. You need at least one broken kitchen appliance (preferable a refrigerator) And a couple of car engines up on blocks.
Strategically placed in the yard, you are sure to be the talk of the trailer court.
2006-06-26 03:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please. Throw out the imitations and go out and pick some real greenery from the country round about. It'll look much better. Have a happy party!
2006-06-26 03:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd definately go with the flamingos. it has a certain "classic" look to it.
2006-06-26 03:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by b1515152004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO WITH THE FLAMINGOS, THE PLASTIC FLOWERS LOOK RETARDED
2006-06-27 03:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love you and your questions!
2006-06-26 03:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋