why cant a man living in maryland be buried in virgina?

Question

where is he living

Answer 1

He is still breathing.

G.G.

Answer 2

I don't see any reason at all why a man living in Maryland can't be buried in Virginia, or vice versa. After all, he's got to die eventually, so he should be buried someplace-- you don't want him just to lie there and stink, do you...? And for all of those who objected that he can't be buried because he's still alive, haven't you ever heard of stage magicians and performers being buried alive for a week...? And what about trapped miners...? Plenty of them (well, in West Virginia, but that has to count.) And, hasn't the Mafia gone out to cemeteries and buried squealers alive...? So it happens. I know, they are trivial exceptions, but that's the category, right...? If the asker meant to make a joke or riddle out of it, they would have put the question in the correct category!!!

Answer 3

Well because it would be inhumane to bury a living person.

Answer 4

I guess he could but someone would first have to move him to Virgina then, unless he cooperated, subdued him. And I guess someone would spend time in jail if he died in the process.

Answer 5

Because it's wrong to bury people while they're still alive.

Answer 6

He can be buried anywhere he wants. But he'd be buried alive.

Answer 7

He can be, but presumably he does not want to be buried alive.

Answer 8

you don't bury living people

Answer 9

Because the beltway is closed due to the mud.

Answer 10

well, he could be, if you feel like suffocating a man under a pile of dirt

Answer 11

burying a living person is called homicide:-)