Dis iz ur question 4rm Yo Momma!
2006-06-26 02:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by swoOP (Bruno B.) 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
yo momma is so poor, her lunch was hand-me-downs.
yo momma is so poor she sold her car for gas money.
yo momma is so stupid, her carton of orange juice said 'concentrate' and she stared at it for a week.
yo momma is so ugly, when she was a baby they used to feed her with a slingshot.
yo momma is so fat, she used a mattress for a tampon.
yo momma is so fat, she sat on the couch, now the couch is missing.
yo momma is so fat, she wakes up in sections.
yo momma is so fat, she used parachutes for underwear.
yo momma is so fat, it took her 5 days to put on a belt.
2006-06-26 02:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by goldylocks11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
2006-06-28 01:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma got 3 tongues and she talks like this,like this,
like this.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
2006-06-26 09:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
you momma so poor she bounced food staps
yo moomma so poor she got her face on a food stamp
yo momma so poor she went to kfc nd had to lick otha ppls fingas
yo momma like a hockey team... she changes her pad evry. 3 periods
yo momma like orange crudh... good vibrations
... i got manii moor but don feel like typin dem
2006-06-26 14:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by got questions?. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo Momma's so stanky, when she takes off her
shoes the roaches yell "RAID !!" and run.
*how's that for a grandma's first Yo Momma joke ?
2006-06-26 09:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dirty, when she went to take a bath, the soap and the water ran out like a cheap clay animation movie...Lol i dont know..
2006-06-26 09:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Danyizzle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so dumb, when she read these jokes, she felt proud of herself!!!
2006-06-26 09:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Lord of Luster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋