Its early Monday morning and I am leaving but cannot seem to find my keys. Did some liberal sneak into my house and hide them? Did some illegal immigrant worker come in and stash them somewhere? Has one of my defurred pets eaten the keys perhaps? Hmmm Help me find my keys so Im not late to work.......as Emporer of the State of Florida
2006-06-25 23:27:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Have you checked up your *** ? lol (just kidding)
2006-06-25 23:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
Hell yeah i keyed my ex husbands vehicle for being the jack *** that he's, and he remains so stupid to do not even comprehend who keyed his piece of junk. He became an extremely jealous guy and now he's a lonely fool residing along with his mom on the age of 40 what a looser is he now.
2016-12-08 12:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you got two legs if yu cant find the keys to get moven then yu have no choice of the matter and i guess yur new throne is gonna be a lazzey-boy like everyone elses cuz i dont think yull find the castle either since we didnt make one for ya
2006-06-25 23:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by freikeygee@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Florida Liberal was mad because he was turned away from voting when in reality the door said "pull" but he was trying to push it open. Silly libs.
2006-06-25 23:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by MB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You locked them in the car!! Call AAA or a cab at once we need all the state workers at their posts . It takes everyone at peak performance to mess up as badly as we do.
2006-06-25 23:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found your keys, i found them next to the pink fluffy handcuffs that you left behind at the bar. I thought that it was weird that a grown man found it so neccessary to run around it a nappy asking of his mommy. If you want them back see the bar tender that you were kissing all night, i gave them to him.
2006-06-25 23:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by cost cutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked my Magic 8 Ball, it said "Ask Later"
Annoying bit of plastic always defers on the really important questions!
2006-06-25 23:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by The Abbey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Kerry sold them to help fund his campaign
2006-06-25 23:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look behind the voting machine.
2006-06-25 23:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by DL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be they are misplaced,better get organized and put your things on properly on proper places it will help you not to blame others ,GOT it.
2006-06-25 23:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's part of bush's new plan for security. he took them because he need to be sure that you are not using them for unamerican purposes.
2006-06-25 23:32:26 · answer #11 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋