what are the weirdest song lyrics you can think of ?

Question

someone put the cake out in the rain,i don't think that i can take ,cos it took so long to bake it,and i'll never find that recipe again,again
i think these are pretty weird,can't remember the song lol

Answer 1

Some men dream of chicks,
To bring them everlasting joy,
Some men dream of animals,
Some dream of boys,
I might kill the living,
and I might raise the dead,
And I might say just screw it all and crawl back into bed.

Answer 2

My Name is

Answer 3

Any of Weird Al Yankovic's songs are pretty weird.

Santosh S, I used to be a Durannie, and I think "Don't say you're easy on me, you're about as easy as a nuclear war" means that the person he's singing to is difficult to get along with. REALLY difficult to get along with, as in not easy-going. I don't think there are many Duran Duran songs that make sense anyway, Simon LeBon's lyrics are mostly abstract sentences put together just to rhyme.

Answer 4

The song lyrics you picked are from Macarthur Park by Richard Harris/Donna Summer/Frank Sinatra

My favourite strange lyrics are The Divine Comedy, SOmething For The Weekend; although it does read like a story - it's the fact that it's a pop song that make them weird!

She said 'There's something in the woodshed
and I can hear it breathing
it's such and eerie feeling, darling'
He said 'There's nothing in the woodshed
It's your imagination
end of conversation, darling'

Something in his heart told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Someting in his genes told him to pretend
'Twas something for the weekend

But she said 'There's someting in the woodshed
I know because I saw it
I can't simply ignore it, darling
So he said 'Now baby don't be stupid
Get this into your sweet head
There ain't nothing in the woodshed (except
maybe some wood)'

Something in his heart told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his genes told him to pretend
'Twas something for the weekend

'I'll go all the way with you
if you'll only do the same for me - go and see
If it's nothing like you say
then you can have your wicked way with me

He went down to the woodshed
They came down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she was gone with his car and
all of his money

Answer 5

The one you like is called McArthur Park by Richard Harris.

My personal favourites are, Peaches by Presidents of the United States of America:

"Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man,
In a factory downtown.
If I had my litte way,
I'd eat peaches every day,
Sun-soaken buldges in the shade..."

and Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants:

"Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say Im the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul"

Answer 6

I am the Walrus - by the Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba

Answer 7

"Picture yourself on a train in a station
where plastacine porters have looking glass ties, suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with kalidescope eyes"

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

"he's a real no-where man, sitting in his no-where land, making all his no-where plans for nobody. Doesnt have a point of view, knows not where hes going to isnt he a bit like you and me"

No-where Man - The Beatles

Answer 8

What you are talking about almost sounds like "weird Al Yankovic" ( did I spell that right?)
He had some pretty strange lyrics in his parodie songs.

I remember liking : Livin' In The Fridge / Livin' On The Edge (Aerosmith)

Answer 9

Rene and Georgia Magritte by Paul Simon. Wierd but beautiful.

Answer 10

"Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches" by the Presidents of the USA
and
"I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair" by Sandy Thom or whatever her name is. A punk rocker with flowers? I can't see that happening.