I never notice any on the ground by my car. Just on my car. They must be doing it on purpose.
2006-06-25 17:07:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
I had one get my windshield the other day on the way to work. I was eating a cookie at the time and I swear it had to come from a goose. I almost lost my appetite but I kept on eating my cookie with a distraught look on my face I'm sure.
2006-06-25 17:12:30 · update #1
It means that they want to buy your car...you know...they're leaving you a deposit...
2006-06-25 17:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Vanessa B 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
a bird aimed his whole body at my car while I was driving. lol He swooped down to the hood and then back up and smacked into my windshield. All I saw were feathers flying after that.
2006-06-25 17:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The must, because that is the only place I ever see bird poop. I had one that must have had diarrhea, because there was a huge blob right in front of the driver's eye line.
2006-06-28 06:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely yes. It's a conspiracy. Don't you notice when you drive under a phone/power line that they are perfectly centered right above where you are driving? They could place themselves anywhere else, but no, they have to sit directly above where you are about to drive. They are watching your speed, guaging the wind direction and are timing their droppings. I speed up, slow down and speed up again. It confuses them about my speed and they can't poop on me. Sometimes, they are smart and let out a stream. I've never pooped on them, so I'm not sure why they are so mad at me.
2006-06-25 17:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by ilikegum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my experience, they don't aim for my car, they aim for me. I've been s**t on 6 times in the past 10 years. They're out to get us all.
2006-06-25 17:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by MysticHerring 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vietnamese think of birds fly at automobiles to scare evil spirits away. As they attitude the motor vehicle, the spirits get scared and leap out. possibly they are precise different than it purely scares the poop out of them.
2016-12-09 01:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are on to something here. . . . we should just paint huge targets on the top of our vehicles, it would save them the trouble of having to search. But yesterday a bird fell out of a tree next to my car and other bird relieved themselves on it. It ended up dying, nothing to do with the bird stuff on it.
2006-06-25 17:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA no just large amounts of it....yeah they are single handedly seeking ur car out.. try coming to DFW where we have a Huge Grackle proble, the S*it eveywhere no discrimentory as to who' car they hit
2006-06-25 17:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by back2skewl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because I feed the pigeons & the seagulls from my car outside the window of my car! One plopped on my head, so I just wait until it dries, & it removes quite easily!!
2006-06-25 17:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by Radelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They aim at me when I'm in an open field.
Been crapped on 3 times. Marching band. It sucks.
2006-06-25 17:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by mcljuggalette108 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they do it on purpose too. They play truth or dare with their friends, and they have to pick a car and crap on it . I wish they would start just picking the truth!! lol
2006-06-25 17:14:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋