Most stupid thing you've ever done. 10 points to best answer?

Question

hey! If I was allowed more than 10 points, you'd get more than 10 points.

Stupid things being... ya know...making a grilled cheese without any cheese, etc... I know marrying an idiot is pretty stupid.. but hey, love can be blinding.

Answer 1

I was looking for my hair brush all around the house, and the hole time it was in my hand. One time I was searching for my sunglasses and even got mad that no one would help me find it. Everyone got the biggest laugh when my Friend noticed they where on my head.

Answer 2

The stupidest thing I have ever done is really not stupid, just human error. I made the mistake of trusting poeple too much. Everyone does it, but I hit the extreme, I had two people that I thought were friends, stay the night and party. I got drunk and sleepy so got them a bunch of blankets and pillows, and blew up some air mattresses for them. Then I went to bed. When I woke up, they were gone, so was 800 dollars out of my wallet, 300 dollars worth of porn was charged to my credit card, and I havent heard from them since. I went by the guys house that they were staying at and he kept covering for them till he moved, now I do not know where they are, but it has been 3 years now and I will never trust so easyly again.

Answer 3

Hoo boy...I've done some dumb things, but....

This is one of the dumbest ones ever and also *about* the topic where it is posted too.

Back when I was about 11 maybe 12, my mother was about to remarry and was still dating my ex-stepfather (yes, they divorced later, but it isn't relevant for this...), and me and my sisters were still getting used to the guy's family.

Well, the would-be step-father decides the Christmas of that year to do me a good solid and he *buys me* the whole freaking *set* of the Original Shogun Warriors Toy Robots I had been drooling over for the past, um, eight months straight....as in, like daily.

Now see, I understand *now* just how rare having the full set of these big honking *die cast metal* robotic toys would have been, how much their value would have been worth as a collector's set. And honestly, I *should* have known better back then, since I did collect comics back then and knew that some comics were "readers" while others were special and kept away from dust, moisture and sunlight for later. ;)

I really should have kept at least ONE of those robots in the box, in the closet, on a high shelf where folks couldn't get to them.

But I was 11 going on 12. I didn't. I was in High Heaven, wanting to play with the big honking robots, shoot off the spring loaded missles, rearrange them into tanks and planes and stuff (keep in mind this was some *five YEARS* before Transformers hit it big). I had to play with them ALL. Which would have been fine, I was careful with my new toys myself, but....

My stepfather's dorkwad nephew (his brother's kid) was over as well, and since he (the stepdad-to-be) sprung for the gifts and I had *way* more stuff than what I could imagine keeping all to myself, being the generous and naive soul that I was, I let him play with the robots I wasn't using....not that I was allowed much in the way of choices mind you.

And said nephew was one of *those* psychos, who liked to stomp the crap out of Matchbox cars and laugh. And the little bastard was jealous. Needless to say everything that *could* have been broken by this inbred idiot, or lost by him, surely did. And I still kick myself that I didn't hold back at least *one* of the robots for collection purposes, I am sure this stuff would have been worth a mint on eBay now, in original condition. :((

Needless to say....this was the beginning of a long, LONG trend for me, a trend of losing every cool thing I ever had way before its time. Good side: I no longer lust after or care much about material things. Bad side: It's gone too far now, and I really just....it hurts even thinking about getting myself anything nice.

Oh well, this is what I get for being the Nice Kid in my family, the Momma's boy who *wanted* to be everybody's friend. My crap got ruined.

And at 39, well....it still bugs me a wee tiny bit, you know?

Answer 4

I think the stupidest thing Ive EVER done was............... i was about 11 or 12 and we lived in a small house and i had seen some stuff on TV about jumping off the roof with string and so i did that i ended up breaking my arm and pinky and my middle finger so i couldnt flick the kids off at school anymore so that was stupidest momment EVER

Answer 5

I married the Idiot. I stayed married 24 years. I deserve more than 10 measley points.

Answer 6

I was dating a guy for about a year and i was working about 45-50 hours a week and i would give him my entire paycheck so he wouldn't be mean to me.(I thought I loved him)Then I became good friends with a big guy(who is now my husband) who beat the crap out of him and told him to leave me alone..I cant believe i put up with that for a year. I was stupid for putting up with him!

Answer 7

I locked my keyes in the car in the middle of winter the car was running and my 2 month old was in the car sleeping, it was 12 am, i had just got done working and i was tired. I had to call the lock smith from a neighbors house.

Answer 8

Ride down a really steep hill with my dog outside, she got in front of my bike and it hit her, I flipped over my handle bars and got a nasty scrape on my shoulder. But my dog was fine. It hurt really bad. Then a couple years before, me and my family were in Niagra Falls and we were walking down the street. I wasn't paying any attention to what I was doing cause I was looking down at the ground and the instant I looked up my face hit a sign with an elephant on it.

Answer 9

got arrested for stealing a golf kart. wasted with my buddy after downing a 1.75L of 120P Vodka.

We smashed into a Barn or something.

then drove through someones garden and those swingy benches got stuck on the front of the kart.

I got it off by swinging into one of those brick mail boxes.

solved the problem till the owner of the kart pulled up when we tried to power slide through a field of mud.

Great times..

Answer 10

i never drive any vehicles, not even a bike..one night i was very drunk and my friend who was driving me home (and he is also drunk) decided to let me drive his car..i did..that was fun but i ended up crashing while turning left at the junction which there are soe big trees around..i did not get injured but i get sober right away..until now, i still doesn't know how to drive.another case, i had unprotected sex with a guy (when i was drunk-different days from the car driving) and i ended up getting hepatitis b..stupid eough!!