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Zues vs God. 1 on 1. if they choose they can use a cactus as a weapon.

2006-06-25 14:45:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

no other weapons are allowed and no magical godly powers are allowed. only a cactus and bare knuckles.

2006-06-25 14:55:50 · update #1

26 answers

God is a jealous god, so he'd simply drown Zeus in a pool of liquid flame and cacti because he's mean like that.

2006-06-25 14:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by cutiedudie2002 4 · 0 0

well i know that the people that are more open minded and free thinking and comfortable are better with thier bodies so i would definitely say zues cuz god is all talk. he is way way too jealous a person as an individual to fight on any fair grounds. so in a fair setting it would obviously be zues. god needs fear in the people that follow him so his jealousy supports that fear. zues is a free loving horn dog. id say even if zues had 1 hand tied behind his back god would probably run scared and get micheal to fight it for him.

2006-06-25 22:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by mournyngwolf 3 · 0 0

Why should any god pick a cactus fight, thats a stupid idea, gods should be above that silly stuff. Zues wasnt above it though he was a mean and petty character who constantly killed and created nasty things to create pain. Is God any better? if you say he creates all the diseases, insects, volcanoes and so on, sounds kind of petty too. I dont think the ultimate diety gives a fig about any of us .

2006-06-26 03:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's not a fair fight. Zeus was the third generation, born from a titan. Maybe kaos Vs. God. But either way it's like asking if Batman could beat Superman.

Khaos
Chaos

The original Immortal; all creation is derived from her.

2006-06-25 22:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Clawndike 4 · 0 0

Zeus was defeated or at least restrained several times in mythology, by Typhon, his wife ect,
God has no need to fear any other god.
he is a God of gods.
Zeus would rather fight all the titans, Typhon, Echidna, and even his wife Hera before he'd mess with God.

2006-06-26 01:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by saintfighteraqua 4 · 0 0

zues is not even real he is man made and there was never any proof of him! Now God is real!!! The proof is Jesus and us!!! So if you put THEM in a fight God would win weapons or no weapons. Besides GOD IS NOT MYTHOLOGICAL!

2006-06-25 23:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Considering the Christian god has no technical body other than Jesus, who was a carpenter and still has gaping wounds in his last appearance in myth I'll say Zeus. Mainly because Zeus was always pictured as a very physical god and was well known for hurling lightening bolts. Zeus.

2006-06-25 23:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Aingeal 6 · 0 0

It's the same guy just dressed differently.

I am the Goddess of the Triple Moon and Zeus is my adopted son. he used to be a rat god until I took him in and cared for him. Now look what he did and look how awful the world is

2006-06-25 21:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess of the Triple Moon 1 · 0 0

God

2006-06-25 22:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 0 0

Zeus would undoubtedly try to hit God.
God would destine the cactus to explode and send Fluid into Zeus' eyes.

2006-06-25 21:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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