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What is the lamest pick-up line or gimmick you've ever heard?

2006-06-25 14:07:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

32 answers

Backstory:
i was on vacation with a bunch of friends in northern wisconsin and we were just cruisin around in the town (glidden/butternut area) one night. we were driving a Ford Excursion with loud rap music on and it looked like something you would expect a hip hop artist to come out of. i was riding shotgun and as we drove past a gas station i though i saw a bunch of wemon standing outside. so i told the driver to go back. as we went by he slowed down to about 5 or 10 mph and i rolled down the window and saw about 6 or 7 wemon in their early 20's. as we got close, we stopped and i yelled...

Get in, were rich!
sorry for the lengthy post for such a simple question

2006-06-25 14:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 20 5

Never been given a pickup line, but the lamest one Ive heard on TV is just the basic " are you tired, because youve been running through my mind all day" I think thats really lame. And pitiful.

2006-06-25 14:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice Shoes. Wanna F*ck?

2006-06-25 14:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by GetHyphy 2 · 0 0

It must be hurt when you fell from the heaven. To my knowledge, the only beings that fell from the heaven were Satan and his "colleagues". So, I don't think that telling a woman that she must have fallen from the heaven would be that flattering.

2006-06-25 14:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by knitting guy 6 · 0 0

This actually happened to me. I was in 7-11 and a guy came up and saw my tattoo on my left arm. He said "you like tattoos also? Can I see them? I will show you mine. Can I have your number?

Needless to say I left with my girlfriend and not with him.

2006-06-25 14:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by ldyrhiannon 4 · 0 0

well, it aint a pick up line but, i herd it off a tv show lol

if u cant stand the heat then get the hell out of my kichen!

It was on thats s raven! lol iam such a freak lololololololololololo

2006-06-25 14:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

ok this one is so lame cause its been used so many times before and isn't even that good " are you okay because you just fell from heaven" wow right..hey pick me for bast answer because you get +3 points if you do!!
oh yeah and " your lips are like wine and i wanna get drunk"

2006-06-25 14:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by bmgb91 2 · 0 0

Hey baby you can call me Fred cause I am going to make your bedrock.

Are your pants made from a mirror cause I think I can see myself in them.

2006-06-25 14:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by shadow_lion 2 · 0 0

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this

2006-06-25 14:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0 0

I lost my teddy bear, so can i sleep with you
I forgot my telephone number, can i have yours
voulez vois coucher avec moi sesoi (french) (do you want to sleep with me tonight?)

2006-06-25 14:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by texas_longhorns_command 1 · 0 0

Him: Can I borrow a quarter?
You: I don't have a quarter. Why do you need one?
Him: To call my mama and tell her I just fell in love.

ugh.

2006-06-25 14:11:32 · answer #11 · answered by kittyluvr0223 3 · 0 0

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