i am 13. i sit w/ the girls @ lunch. i love shoping and i like looking at gay porn. but i like girls alot too.
2006-06-25 14:02:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
i need help can u help me?
2006-06-25 14:23:21 · update #1
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your *** over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, craw fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ***. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're
hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-*** driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the ***** in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic! comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
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2006-06-25 23:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by rn491964 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i no what you are going through....i am 14 and i also sit with the girls @ lunch and i luv shopping and looking at gay porn....the only way we r different is i dont like girls...i used 2 think i did but now i have realized that i dont really attract 2 girls...here is a way 2 tell.....when u look @ a girl do u get horny or do i look @ a guy and get horny....if u look @ both and get horny then ur probly bi
2006-06-26 18:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by John P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil Pitch
It sounds like normal puberty happenings. You have mixed feelings about liking girls and are curious about what other guys look like and want to know how you compare to them. Give yourself a few years and you will know if you like girls or guys the best. The worst part is the waiting for puberty to get over with but you can not rush it so relax and enjoy this time of your life
2006-06-26 06:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only you can make a decesion if you are gay or not. It seems like your hormones are all over the place. Don't read too much into things and keep in mind you are on an emotional roller coaster!
2006-06-25 21:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by bdbsmom2897 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a lil bit sweet not 100% gay but your like a gay in training
2006-06-26 20:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Not Gay
2006-06-25 21:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by xrrmanjeffrey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because my best friend is like that except he doesnt look at porn. and he is not gay
2006-06-25 21:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds normal at your age. If you feel the same when you are 20 it may require evaluation.
2006-06-25 21:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too young to be gay or straight.
That last answer was hilarious.
2006-06-26 07:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Dondare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13 is too early to tell....physically and mentally you are still growing...you do not need to decide yet...give your self a few more years....
2006-06-25 23:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by sstooc2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋