2006-06-25 13:44:52 · 48 answers · asked by canada1usa0 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes. Jesus will save them.
2006-06-25 13:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
To the person that said it could be Jesus, that's not possible because Jesus hasn't come back yet.
However, the people outside your door could be angels, although I doubt it. I hope you do let them in instead of letting your pit bull out. God bless you.
2006-06-25 13:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by whoopsidaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you stand at the pearly gates, what would you want God to do... open the door or let his pit bull out?
2006-06-25 13:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by cncnmn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you will go to jail try this one instead. The next time you see them come down the street have a friend lay down in front of your door draw his body with chalk then trow church pamplets on top of the chalked out line. Good luck.
2006-06-25 13:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by apache672004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, as annoying a problem as this can be, you must only resist passively. Aggression, even against these sickos, just makes the terrorists win. I think.
At least you don't live in my neighbor hood in Quahog, we have these awful Jemmima's Witness'es always showing up with pancakes and pamphlets.
2006-06-25 13:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, pits love to have christians for lunch!
2006-06-25 13:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the pitt bulls out then run out with a baseball bat, that should keep them away for a while ;)
2006-06-25 13:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strip naked, paint a big star in a circle on your chest in red paint and the numbers 666 on your forehead backwards. Then answer the door screaming that the devil is inside you!
2006-06-25 13:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep pamplets near the door and offer them. They get a really baffled look on their face.
I also suggest to them when they ask if they can come inside - I say sure....Just let me call my pastor, I am sure he could come right over!
2006-06-25 13:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by thematrixhazu36 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They will try to convert your Pit Bull. Then it will be useless. Shoot them instead.
2006-06-26 05:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that depends on how much liability insurance you have and whether or not you have the power to delete this question off yahoo so it doesn't look like you purposely set a dangerous dog on someone. Which brings me back to having enough liability insurance.
2006-06-25 13:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by hsgcoun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋