Why did you kill jesus?

Question

why did african americans in africa kill the lord jesus?
okay this is my theory. Me and my indian friend made this. So if you disagreee you are racist since he is an indian!!! and i am 11 and i know this stuff okya

okay umm here we go. A long time ago, God cursed caine since he killed people and he sent caine to africa and turned him into african american. Then his kids and the kids kids, and the kids kids kids kids killed jesus. Because they were still cursed (That is why they have dark skin too!!!! I DONT MEAN TO BE RACIST PLEASE)

Source: BIble and common sense!

Answer 1

The problem with your "theory" is that it's based on a completely faulty premise. The "african americans in africa" did not kill Jesus, the romans did. You and your "Indian" friend (is he from India, or do you mean "native American"?) need to go back and read the bible a bit more carefully as well as some well-informed articles such as this one: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mjesuskill.html . And, as my favorite line from that article says, "...who killed Jesus is irrelevant. If you're a devout Christian, Jesus would tell you not to blame but to forgive. If Jesus hadn't died on the cross, you'd have no route to salvation. So in a way you should be thanking those who executed him, not blaming them."

Answer 2

You and your friend are #1, serious racists, #2, propagating false and rather insulting lies, and #3, flat-out wrong. This doesn't look like the sort of thing 11-year-olds patch together in their spare time. Spare us your racist propaganda. You're 11? Stop making conspiracy theories and watch Kim Possible. "okay this is my theory. Me and my indian friend made this. So if you disagreee you are racist since he is an indian!!! and i am 11 and i know this stuff okya" Well, I'm multiethnic, disagree with me and you're a racist about 5 times over.

Answer 3

Cain went to the land of Nod, which was east of the garden of Eden, which was somewhere in Mesopotamia.

Nod could not have been in Africa, because Africa is WEST of that area.

As far as who killed Jesus -- lighten up. He didn't stay dead.

And yeah, you're a racist.

Answer 4

I don't think you are 11. I think you are a jerk. You keep saying, "I'm 11, so don't get mad." But then you ask some racist question. So go away.

And it was the Roman's that nailed Jesus to the cross. Read the Bible before making up theories.

Answer 5

Indian as in native or India? Mother Nature killed Jesus... she did it because he breaks god's laws... the laws of nature. Jesus is an unnatural being and she killed him. His followers will someday find out that jesus needed their faith to protect him, he was never in a position to protect them.

Answer 6

The words "Bible and common sense" don't go together lol.

And by disagreeing with you and your friend that makes me racist??? How the **** does that work? You disagree with me so does that mean you're racist towards white people?

Answer 7

Timmy you must be really bored, why do you always, always ask questions like this, you and your indian friend can kiss my a s s, and no way in hell are you 11, and stop saying okay in every question like a million times!!!! As shole!

Answer 8

Dopey. Jesus was supposed to be killed so your sins would be forgiven, so you should get down on your knees and thank the people that killed him for you. Ingrate!

Answer 9

this says racist all over i dont even think you 11 i dont think an 11 year old would know all this.

Answer 10

You dont know jack about the bible so quit quotin and start readin ya fake!